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These are lyrics by Citizen King that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Citizen King

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Better Days album at
Citizen King's, "Better Days (And The Bottom Drops Out)"
The Funny Lyrics:
In my shoes my toes are busted.
My kitchen says my bread is molded.
I got a good job at the dollar store.
One foot in the hole, one foot gettin' deeper,
With a broken nail and a blown-out a speaker, yeah.
I ain't got, I ain't got much to lose.
Why They're funny:
It's so contradictory. I found it hilarious.
Submitted by: Ben

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