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These are lyrics by George Jones that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, George Jones

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George Jones', "If Drinking Don't Kill Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
If drinking don't kill me, her memory will.
Why They're funny:
How could one's memory kill another person?!
Submitted by: Gus

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