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'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Dare To Be Stupid"
The Funny Lyrics:
You'd better squeeze all the Charmin you can
when Mr. Whipple's not around.
when Mr. Whipple's not around.
Why They're funny:
Get it? Because Mr. Whipple was always saying 'Don't squeeze the Charmin.'
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Headline News"
The Funny Lyrics:
And then there was this guy who
made his wife so mad that one night
she cut off his wiener and when he
finally came through he found
that mr happy was missing.
he couldn't quite explain it
it had always just been there
made his wife so mad that one night
she cut off his wiener and when he
finally came through he found
that mr happy was missing.
he couldn't quite explain it
it had always just been there
Why They're funny:
I laughed the first time I heard this but then the novelty sort of wore off. :/
Submitted by: Celeste
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "I'll Sue Ya"
The Funny Lyrics:
I sued Ben Affleck.
Ah, do I even need a reason?
Ah, do I even need a reason?
Why They're funny:
Do I even need a reason?
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Weird Al Yankovic's, "That's Your Horoscope For Today"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sagittarius: all your friends are laughing behind your back *pause* kill them.
Why They're funny:
Whenever anyone brings up horoscopes I always have and always will use the horoscopes from this song. they are just so twisted, crude, or from left-field that you have to love them.
Submitted by: Nathan
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Trapped At The Drive-Thru"
The Funny Lyrics:
Now, we're at the pay window,
or whatever you call it.
Stick my hand in my pocket.
I can't believe there's no wallet.
or whatever you call it.
Stick my hand in my pocket.
I can't believe there's no wallet.
Why They're funny:
That's gotta bite.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Yoda"
The Funny Lyrics:
So i used the force, i picked up a box, i lifted some rocks, while i stood on my head...
Why They're funny:
so random that it is hilarious
Submitted by: Callum
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