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These are lyrics by 'Weird Al' Yankovic that we think are kind of funny.
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'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Dare To Be Stupid"
The Funny Lyrics:
You'd better squeeze all the Charmin you can
when Mr. Whipple's not around.
when Mr. Whipple's not around.
Why They're funny:
Get it? Because Mr. Whipple was always saying 'Don't squeeze the Charmin.'
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "I'll Sue Ya"
The Funny Lyrics:
I sued Ben Affleck.
Ah, do I even need a reason?
Ah, do I even need a reason?
Why They're funny:
Do I even need a reason?
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Trapped At The Drive-Thru"
The Funny Lyrics:
Now, we're at the pay window,
or whatever you call it.
Stick my hand in my pocket.
I can't believe there's no wallet.
or whatever you call it.
Stick my hand in my pocket.
I can't believe there's no wallet.
Why They're funny:
That's gotta bite.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Yoda"
The Funny Lyrics:
So i used the force, i picked up a box, i lifted some rocks, while i stood on my head...
Why They're funny:
so random that it is hilarious
Submitted by: Callum
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