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Funniest Lyrics, Blondie

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Blondie's, "Rapture"
The Funny Lyrics:
Cause the man from Mars, Stopped eatin' cars,
And eatin' bars, And now he only eats guitars,
Get up!
Why They're funny:
Why freestyle with your brain, when you can freestyle without it?...
Submitted by: Hawk of Sweden
Blondie's, "The Attack Of The Giant Ants"
The Funny Lyrics:
Giant ants from space
Snuff the human race
Then they eat your face
Never leave a trace
Why They're funny:
Haha, giant ants. Plus the song pauses for a cool sound effects moment. This song always cracks me up.
Submitted by: highfive

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