These are song lyrics for songs that we think are pretty funny.
Primus',
"Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"
Jerry was a race car driver
he drove so g**d**n fast
Well, duh. if he's a race car driver, of course he's going to be driving really fast, you idiot.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
The fire's spreading,and nobody's caring.
Of course nobodys caring,thier fireworks!
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
Just beat it, no one wants to see your penis.
I thought michael jackson was singing a song about telling the towns flasher where to go. lol.
Submitted by: Amanda
People my age
have started looking gross
I cannot say all
and I shouldn't say most
u've seen 'em at the grocery
I've seen 'em up close
and people my age
have started looking gross
people my age
are showing some wear
there's holes where their teeth was
and their heads have gone bare
their brains are shrinking
faces sinking into fat
and as for the mirror
we won't be looking into that
A very grim look at getting older from a brutally funny and honest artist!
Submitted by: Tania Wyep
You're standing so damn close my body begins to swell. why does one and one make two?
This song is just about smoking weed! so funny!
Submitted by: Jesus (of Suburbia)
How could you be so dr. evil,
your bringing out a side of me that I dont know.....
Dr. evil? she must be very stupid!!
Submitted by: Jayme
Rossano Brazzi's, "Some Enchanted Evening"
Some enchanted evening,you may see,a stranger,across a crowded room!.
But what if,you see a familiar face up close, instead?
Submitted by: The Big A
Mitzi Gaynor's, "I'm Going To Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair"
I'm going to,wash that man,right out ,of my hair!,i'm going to wash,that man right out,of my hair!
She sound's like,she singing the praise's,of a shampoo,company!
Submitted by: The Big A
She loved me,like a rock!,my mama would,rock me,like a rock!
How can one,love a rock?,and how can,one rock,a rock?,you tell me?
Submitted by: Art
I saw linda yesterday,my heart went,up and down,like a,merry go round!,like a falling,star down,down!
Sure sound's like indigestion to,me!
Submitted by: The Big A
