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3oh!3's, "Don't Trust Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
"and tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian & I ain't fucking scared of him"
Why They're funny:
Some chick's boyfriend wants a fight & his comeback is he's a vegetarian!!
Submitted by: Misstrish
Korn's, "Twisted Transistor"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hold it up between your legs turn it up, turn it up
Why They're funny:
Reminds me of what virgin girls do with a stick when they're home alone.
Submitted by: Andrew Fireboy
Jason Derulo's, "It Girl"
The Funny Lyrics:
More than a grammy award, that's how much you mean to me
Why They're funny:
Like jason derulo will ever win a grammy award.
Submitted by: Erica
Avra Luxray's, "It's The End Of R.e.m. As We Know It"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's the end of r.E.M. as we know it
and I don't feel fine
Why They're funny:
Avra is poking fun at the band r.E.M.'s recent decision to disband by basing her own song on their song "it's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)."
Submitted by: Doock
Blink-182's, "The Party Song"
The Funny Lyrics:
I put on some porn or have sex on the phone.
Why They're funny:
What a no-life!
Submitted by: Jerry
Sick Puppies', "You're Going Down"
The Funny Lyrics:
With my fist in your face and your face on the floor.
Why They're funny:
It was a perfect line for wwe smackdown vs raw 2010, a game this song appeared in.
Submitted by: Jeremy
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Headline News"
The Funny Lyrics:
And then there was this guy who
made his wife so mad that one night
she cut off his wiener and when he
finally came through he found
that mr happy was missing.
he couldn't quite explain it
it had always just been there
Why They're funny:
I laughed the first time I heard this but then the novelty sort of wore off. :/
Submitted by: Celeste
The White Stripes', "Icky Thump"
The Funny Lyrics:
You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too.
Why They're funny:
Just the visual of someone trying to be a pimp and a prostitute at the same time is kind of funny.
Submitted by: Jeremy
Bitt's, "Hero Of War"
The Funny Lyrics:
Kahira au revoir
yeah that's what I'll be
and when I come home
they'll be damn proud of me
Why They're funny:
A hero of war yeah that's what I'll be and when I come home they'll be damn proud of me
Submitted by: Nina
Veggietales', "Lost Puppies"
The Funny Lyrics:
Puppies are cuddly
puppies are cute, they'r never nasty or mean.
Why They're funny:
A girl singing about her dogs.
Submitted by: Taylor Berry

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