These are song lyrics for songs that we think are pretty funny.
Bert Kaempfert got da mad hits
He was a German orchestra leader. Think about it... after just a couple minutes, you'll be cracking up!
Submitted by: Hamburger456
I kissed a girl, and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl, just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it...
Seems fairly obvious. How many women sing about kissing women? Whatever this song intended to do, it probably achieved it.
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
Chinese food makes me sick.
I laughed out loud when I saw this!
Submitted by: Hamburger456
Explorer like Dora these swipers can't swipe me
My whole aura's so MEAN in my white t
Nobody light-skinned been rappin' harder since Ice-T
You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me!
1. allusion to kids show 2. I confuse Ice T with Vanilla Ice. (Ice-T is the whitest black person around. Jacko doesnt count) 3. Tyson!
Submitted by: Jose Robles
Lerch's, "Fais Do Do"
I'm looking for the words of this song , because we wanna play it in our band
The Linedancers love this song very much
Submitted by: Maud
You're windy and wild
Usually when someone is described as "windy", it means they have flatulence issues.
Submitted by: Kasumi
Styx's,
"Plexiglas Toilet"
Family comes to visit family
Momma says don't belch and fart
According to the movie "Raising Arizona", 7-year old Buford (one of Glen's kids) wrote "fart" with crayon on the wall before Glen told him to "hit the deck, boy!" and threw marbles at him. Remember? LOL
Submitted by: Mike Hack
I wanna be your back door man
I don't know that this lyric is funny, but I think that it could have another meaning aside from he wants to do her up the butt. Maybe he wants to be her secret lover and slip out the back door. She might have a boyfriend or he has a girlfriend and he just wants to come by and have fun with no commitments then leave her place unseen.
Submitted by: Lilsnycker
My Silver Spoon....
because me and my sister were singing together and she said that at the end... and the real words are "my suicide...:
Submitted by: Luke Palmieri (sisters Lyrics)
I can't clean the blood off the sheets in my bed!
I always imagined Gerard at the laundromat trying to get his sheets cleaned, and freaking out because the blood won't come off.
Submitted by: Grismary
