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The Cure's, "Lullaby"
The Funny Lyrics:
His arms are around me and his tongue in my eye.
Why They're funny:, eww, anybody? Wow, that's some freaky dream. You kinda hafta shrug this one off with a confused giggle, right? Well, I do, anyway.
Submitted by: Ken
Metallica's, "Where The Wild Things Are"
The Funny Lyrics:
You swing your a** all down.
Why They're funny:
James says that after Kirk's guitar solo in the song. I think that line is funny.
Submitted by: I.P. Freeley
AC/DC's, "You Shook Me All Night Long"
The Funny Lyrics:
...telling me no lies,
knocking me out with those American thighs.
Why They're funny:
At least we know the woman is American. Given the rest of the song's lyrics I'm pretty sure I know what this line means but I think there are lots of ways you could interpret it. Either way I think it's kind of ridiculous and it makes me laugh whenever I hear it LOL.
Submitted by: Edward
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
The Funny Lyrics:
He was the nazz
with God given ass
Why They're funny:
As English is not my native language, I used to think that 'nazz' was short for 'nazarene', so that the image would be that Ziggy was Christ. If that were the case, his hindquarters would certainly be 'God given'!
Submitted by: Maura
Taylor Swift's, "You Belong With Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts.
Why They're funny:
This clearly seems like a line that wants to draw a contrast between the "she" and "I" in question. but since the two garments referred to are worn on different sections of one's body, no clear contrast comes out of the line, since one can wear both a short skirt and a t-shirt at the same time. In fact, I've done so myself. About the only way to pull a clear contrast out of the line is to assume that the singer means to imply that each garment referred to is all that is worn by the one said to wear it. But I doubt that that is the intention (if for no other reason than that I know too many parents who allow their kids to freely listen to Taylor Swift). Still, it is pretty funny if one contemplates this only interpretation that will draw a clear contrast from the line! (At least the corresponding line in the second verse -- "She wears high heels, I wear sneakers" -- is more of an actual contrast, because those are two different types of shoes!)
Submitted by: Karen Smith
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
The Funny Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spy,
she's got Bette Davis eyes
Why They're funny:
So, all the boys mistook this girl for a *spy* because of her droopy eyes?! 'Hey, Mike, check out that girl in our English class! Look at those eyes! Do you think she's a spy for the kgb or something?' I know cold war hysteria was pretty high in early 1980s, but that line always struck me as a desperate leap in logic!
Submitted by: Joy
Beastie Boys', "Intergalactic"
The Funny Lyrics:
If you try to knock me, you'll get rocked.
I'll stir fry you in my wok,
if you start say anything you'll get popped
like a pencil neck called Mr. Spock.
Why They're funny:
It just made me laugh the first time I hear it, with all these near-rhymes. (Well, wok and Spock are the only exact rhymes, lol.)
Submitted by: Celeste
Weird Al Yankovic's, "The Saga Begins"
The Funny Lyrics:
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the door and tried to kill us
Why They're funny:
DUH! Understatements at their best!
Submitted by: Harlow Goobley
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Headline News"
The Funny Lyrics:
And then there was this guy who
made his wife so mad that one night
she cut off his wiener
and when he finally came through,
he found that Mr. happy was missing.
He couldn't quite explain it
it had always just been there
Why They're funny:
I laughed the first time I heard this but then the novelty sort of wore off.
Submitted by: Celeste
Bloodhound Gang's, "Fire Water Burn"
The Funny Lyrics:
Fire, Water
Burn Mother F***er burn!
Why They're funny:
Are they running a fire department or a luxury resort?
Submitted by: Celeste

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