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These are lyrics by Alice Cooper that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Alice Cooper

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Alice Cooper's, "Cold Ethyl"
The Funny Lyrics:
She's cool in bed well she oughta be 'cuz ethyl's dea
Why They're funny:
This whole song is funny but this is my fav
Submitted by: Bob Lovelace
Alice Cooper's, "Go to Hell"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're something that never should have happened,
you even make your grandma sick!
You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane,
You'd gift-wrap a leper and mail him to your Aunt Jane,
You'd even force feed a diabetic a candy cane!
And you can go to hell!
Why They're funny:
Submitted by: Tom Radigan
Alice Cooper's, "I Love The Dead"
The Funny Lyrics:
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave...
I have other uses for you, Darling
Why They're funny:
Find me a funnier line in the history of rock and I'll eat Alice Cooper's top hat!!
Submitted by: Chrissy
Alice Cooper's, "Prettiest Cop On The Block"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm a queen on the street and a king at the station
and I must look pretty shocking
In my bullet proof vest
With my black lace stockings
All this hair on my chest When the boys see me coming All the boys start to run They all got their empty holsters And I got the only gun Because..
Why They're funny:
This is possibly one of the funniest songs Alice ever did. It's a shame hardly anyone heard it.
Submitted by: Andrew
Alice Cooper's, "School's Out"
The Funny Lyrics:
We can't even think of a word that rhymes!!
Why They're funny:
Funniest. lyric. ever.
Submitted by: mox
Alice Cooper's, "You're A Movie"
The Funny Lyrics:
God told me I would have rivalled
Alexander the Great at his best
Why They're funny:
I didn't know God went around doing pep talks.
Submitted by: Andrew

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