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Alice Cooper's, "Department Of Youth"
The Funny Lyrics:
We're the Department of Youth We've got the power And who gave it to you? Donny Osmond! What?!
Why They're funny:
A group of kids is singing about having the power. Alice expects them to answer his question with 'Alice!' but instead they say Donny Osmond.
Submitted by: Mark M
Alice Cooper's, "The Saga Of Jesse Jane"
The Funny Lyrics:
I guess that was the final straw, I pulled a pistol from my wonder bra, I shot em, dead (laugh) I shot em all, And they found me in the bathroom stall, And now i'm doin ten to life, and i'll tell you one thing bubba, Someday i'm gonna make someone in here, a hell of a wife
Why They're funny:
its funny, cause it's about a cross dressing cowboy!!
Submitted by: Jason
Alice Cooper's, "The Song That Didn't Rhyme"
The Funny Lyrics:
'The dj's were offended.My union card's suspended. Billboard declared it a crime.The melody blows in a key that no one can find'
Why They're funny:
This song must really suck if Billboard declared it a crime.
Submitted by: Travis
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