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My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
The Funny Lyrics:
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Why They're funny:
1) If someone was dead, I'd think they'd know it. 2) Additionally, if they were dead, they couldn't hear you (unless they were already in heaven, then they might hear you) 3) [Speaking sarcastically] That's a real touching send-off. ("I think they never liked you anyway") These guys are just NUTS!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
My Chemical Romance's, "Give 'em Hell, Kid"
The Funny Lyrics:
What'd you call me?
Well, there's no way I'm kissing that guy!
Well, there's no way I'm kissing that guy!
Why They're funny:
It's at the very end, kind of shouted and it sounds like it's over a phone or something. Kind of... random, to say the least.
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
My Chemical Romance's, "I Don't Love You"
The Funny Lyrics:
And maybe when you get back,
I'll be off to find another way
I'll be off to find another way
Why They're funny:
Okay, this is just me being a complete idiot, but it sounds to me like he's saying "Mikey, if you run off, then come back looking for me, I'm going away to find our long-lost siblings that only I know about." That's just me, though.
Submitted by: Tristen
My Chemical Romance's, "I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
The Funny Lyrics:
Another knife in my hands
A stain that never comes off the sheets
Clean me off The kind of dirty where the water never cleans off the clothes
A stain that never comes off the sheets
Clean me off
Why They're funny:
because we all know that you can't clean sheets off with just water, you need to use soap!!!
Submitted by: Liz Sweetheart
My Chemical Romance's, "I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
The Funny Lyrics:
I can't clean the blood off the sheets in my bed!
Why They're funny:
I always imagined Gerard at the laundromat trying to get his sheets cleaned, and freaking out because the blood won't come off.
Submitted by: Grismary
My Chemical Romance's, "I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
The Funny Lyrics:
I cant clean the blood off the sheets in my bed
Why They're funny:
i get what he means and everything but it just sounds wrong but isnt that a little to much info.
Submitted by: polly
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
The Funny Lyrics:
Teenagers scare the living out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone but not me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone but not me
Why They're funny:
This song is absolutely hilarious, it's about how the teenage fan-base of MCR just won't give them any peace. Let's say for instance I started dressing in black or "striking violent poses" no one would care. But those apathetic, hurtful teenagers won't leave poor Gerard Way and his band alone... and frankly, he finds them to be slightly scary human specimens.
Submitted by: Alex
My Chemical Romance's, "The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm . . .
Lost in the prescription.
She's got something else in mind.
Check in to rth Hotel Bella Muerte.
Lost in the prescription.
She's got something else in mind.
Check in to rth Hotel Bella Muerte.
Why They're funny:
It's darkly funny because "Bella Muerte" translates to "Beautiful (Bella) Death (Muerte)". It's Spanish. So it's like checking in to a "Hotel of Beautiful Death", and death is never beautiful nor pleasant.
Submitted by: punk bassist
My Chemical Romance's, "You Don't Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In..."
The Funny Lyrics:
They all cheat at cards
And the checkers are lost
My cellmate's a killer
They make me do push-ups in drag
And the checkers are lost
My cellmate's a killer
They make me do push-ups in drag
Why They're funny:
Ok so they do push ups in drag. I think Gerard wants to tell us something. This is actually one of two songs they mention about dressing in drag. This is the first one and the other one is on the newer CD.
Submitted by: Hall0weenT0wn
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