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These are lyrics by My Chemical Romance that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, My Chemical Romance

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The Funny Lyrics:
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Why They're funny:
1) If someone was dead, I'd think they'd know it. 2) Additionally, if they were dead, they couldn't hear you (unless they were already in heaven, then they might hear you) 3) [Speaking sarcastically] That's a real touching send-off. ("I think they never liked you anyway") These guys are just NUTS!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
My Chemical Romance's, "My Way Home Is Through You"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well my gun fires seven different shades of s**t
So what's your favorite color punk?
Why They're funny:
The lyric literally makes no sense and has absolutely nothing to do with the song.
Submitted by: Kerry Wentz-Way
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
The Funny Lyrics:
Teenagers scare the living *** out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone but not me
Why They're funny:
This song is absolutely hilarious, it's about how the teenage fan-base of MCR just won't give them any peace. Let's say for instance I started dressing in black or "striking violent poses" no one would care. But those apathetic, hurtful teenagers won't leave poor Gerard Way and his band alone... and frankly, he finds them to be slightly scary human specimens.
Submitted by: Alex

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