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Funniest Lyrics, Pink Floyd

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Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)"
The Funny Lyrics:
If you don't eat your meat, You can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding, If you don't eat your meat?
Why They're funny:
This line, spoken by some scotsman at the end of the instrumental solo, just sounds funny as he's saying it.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)"
The Funny Lyrics:
We don't need no education
Why They're funny:
Judging by their grammar, I think they do!
Submitted by: Roger
Pink Floyd's, "Bike"
The Funny Lyrics:
I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house.
I don't know why I call him Gerald.
He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse
Why They're funny:
Man, this is the second 'verse' in the song Bike by Pink Floyd. If you have the cd, and you're a stoner, you'll appreciate the song.
Submitted by: Joanna
Pink Floyd's, "Have A Cigar"
The Funny Lyrics:
The band is just fantastic,
that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?
Why They're funny:
Funny because it's a record exec saying how much he loves the band but thinks there's an actual person called Pink Floyd in the band (which of course there isn't). Cracked me up first time I heard it.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
Pink Floyd's, "Hey You"
The Funny Lyrics:
And the worms ate into his brain
Why They're funny:
This is funny because the part about worms is totally random. And he says it sort of mean. He's like 'Oh, I'm soooo serious about these worms.'
Submitted by: Spooty Sam
Pink Floyd's, "Mother"
The Funny Lyrics:
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls
Why They're funny:
Who asks their mom that?
Submitted by: Ninjabassman
Pink Floyd's, "Mother"
The Funny Lyrics:
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Why They're funny:
What a silly question, especially directed at one's own mother!
Submitted by: Tom Radigan
Pink Floyd's, "Wish You Were Here"
The Funny Lyrics:
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain?
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
Why They're funny:
Who wouldn't??
Submitted by: Some Random Dude

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