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Cake's, "'Sheep Go To Heaven'"
The Funny Lyrics:
'The barber can give you a haircut, the carpenter can take you out to lunch...'
Why They're funny:
what does this have to do with sheep going to heaven?
Submitted by: person!
Cake's, "Comfort Eagle"
The Funny Lyrics:
Doesn't matter if you're skinny,
Doesn't matter if you're fat
You can dress up like a sultan in your Onion Head Hat
Doesn't matter if you're fat
You can dress up like a sultan in your Onion Head Hat
Why They're funny:
I may be missing something here, but 'Onion Head Hat'? Every time I listen to this song, I get this vision of a fat guy with a giant, hollowed-out onion on his head, dancing around. Its rather scary...
Submitted by: Pie
Cake's, "Sheep Go To Heaven"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sheep go to heaven
Goats go to Hell
Goats go to Hell
Why They're funny:
How True
Submitted by: Jerry Cantrell
Cake's, "Short Skirt/Long Jacket"
The Funny Lyrics:
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity (uninterrupted)
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
Why They're funny:
That's what I'm looking for in a woman, too.
Submitted by: funny
Cake's, "The Distance"
The Funny Lyrics:
Reluctantly crouched on the toilet. Grabbing and grasping on the metal bar.
Why They're funny:
great song
Submitted by: Weber
Cake's, "World Of Two"
The Funny Lyrics:
Think you are two of the most perfect,beautful people in your world....
Why They're funny:
He singing about a girl with split personalties! There is NO Room in their world of two!
Submitted by: Sandra
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