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Dead Kennedys', "Do The Slag"
The Funny Lyrics:
Badmouth people we don't know. Make sure it's behind thier backs. Don't let new people in our scene. It's more fun than having a friend.
Why They're funny:
It's a sarcastic song about slagging people. The dk's are more than one might expect from a band with a name like Dead Kennedys.
Submitted by: Justin O'Brien
Dead Kennedys', "I Fought The Law (And I Won)"
The Funny Lyrics:
the law don't mean shit if you've got the right friends
that's how this country's run
twinkies are the best friend i ever had
i fought the law & i won
i fought the law & i won
that's how this country's run
twinkies are the best friend i ever had
i fought the law & i won
i fought the law & i won
Why They're funny:
meaningful & pointless at the same time
Submitted by: three-6-five
Dead Kennedys', "Too Drunk to F***"
The Funny Lyrics:
You give me head, it makes it worse!
Take out your f***ing retainer,
put it in your purse!
Take out your f***ing retainer,
put it in your purse!
Why They're funny:
The whole song is funny, but this line made me laugh the hardest.
Submitted by: warpunk
Dead Kennedys', "Viva Las Vegas"
The Funny Lyrics:
How I wish that there were more than the 24 hours in a day
Even if I ran out of speed, boy, I wouldn't sleep a minute away
Even if I ran out of speed, boy, I wouldn't sleep a minute away
Why They're funny:
I visualize Elvis cranked up on speed feeding the slot machine all night long!
Submitted by: FreonPSandoz
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