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These are lyrics by John Lennon that we think are kind of funny.
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John Lennon's, "A Day In The Life"
The Funny Lyrics:
'The Holes In Our Roads'. There are 4000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire, or one twenty-sixth of a hole per person, according to a council survey. If Blackburn is typical there are two million holes in Britain's roads and 300,000 in London. This article was in the Daily Mail; a London Newspaper.
Why They're funny:
Slow news day, but it got the attention of The Beatles. When looking for lyrics, just pick up today's newspaper!!!
Submitted by: Ron Sloan
John Lennon's, "Nobody Told Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs...
Why They're funny:
The imagery...can YOU imagine Nazis in YOUR bathroom? :)
Submitted by: Bill Conrad
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