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Someday mother will die and I'll get the money!
Mom leans down and says my sentiments exactly.
One of TMBG's best lyrics. The way Linell sings the first line with such joy and enthusiasm has to be heard. And the weird part is his mom agrees with him!
Submitted by: Tom
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Instanbul, not Constantinople
So if you make a date
She'll be waiting in Istanbul!
The logic is dead-on.
Submitted by: Karinova
As I think, I'm using up the time left to think.
I sang that so many times before I actually noticed what he was saying.
Submitted by: Ted
He lost all his friends
He didn't need his friends
He lived with his mother and repeated himself
This is funny only if you remember that the first three lines are verbatim from a previous verse. Actually I think TMBG are funny most of the time...
Submitted by: Chris Kuan
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millennium hand and an eon hand
That's just crazy.
Submitted by: Mister X
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