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These are lyrics by Elvis Presley that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Elvis Presley

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Elvis Presley's, "Are You Lonesome Tonight?"
The Funny Lyrics:
Do you gaze at your bald head and wished you had hair
Why They're funny:
Elvis actually used this line in a live concert that was recorded for an album. He laughed so hard after he sang it that he could not finish the song.
Submitted by: David C. Ryan
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
The Funny Lyrics:
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair
Why They're funny:
And how is a wooden chair supposed to function as a partner?
Submitted by: Little Lady
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
The Funny Lyrics:
Number forty-seven said to number three,
'You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.'
Why They're funny:
Okay, I know it's a rock classic and all, but just...think about these lyrics for a second...
Submitted by: Miguel
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
The Funny Lyrics:
The warden said, 'Hey, buddy, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair.'
Why They're funny:
...and put it in places where wooden chair parts and gerbils should never be... (rolls eyes)
Submitted by: Yamaneko

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