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Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
The Funny Lyrics:
Number 67 said to number 3
You are the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
You are the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
Why They're funny:
Did fifties audiences realize the implication of this lyric, considering this country doesn't have co-ed jails?
Submitted by: Jay W.
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
The Funny Lyrics:
Number forty-seven said to number three,
'You the cutest jailbird I ever did see.'
'You the cutest jailbird I ever did see.'
Why They're funny:
Okay, I know it's a rock classic and all, but just...think about these lyrics for a second...
Submitted by: A-Mike
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
The Funny Lyrics:
i sure would be delighted if you'd bop with me.
Why They're funny:
the funny thing, i guess, is this presumably out of character, in-house slang reference to a type of physical intimacy the state of georgia etc. outlaws snuck behind the censors in the sententious age of eisenhower.
Submitted by: richard
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