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Styx's, "A.D. 1928"
The Funny Lyrics:
Tonight's the night we'll make history As sure as dogs can fly
Why They're funny:
If you see one of the dogs fly, you got to go see the psychologist, because dogs don�t fly! That�s the fact! Back in school, I saw one of the picture pages in the book of �True or False�, where it reveals the dog jumping over the ground, while it says �Do dogs fly?� and the answer says �False� at the different end of the pages from the book.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Styx's, "A.d. 1928"
The Funny Lyrics:
Tonight's the night we'll make history
as sure as dogs can fly
as sure as dogs can fly
Why They're funny:
You look up at the sky on a nice day...And you see a flying dog! wouldn't you think, "that was weird!"
Submitted by: The Mother Of Three Ferrets
Styx's, "Music Time"
The Funny Lyrics:
I like fast food, the burgers always taste the same.
No snotty waiters, escargot or beaujolais
No snotty waiters, escargot or beaujolais
Why They're funny:
I just think this lyric is totally random, and hilarious. Does it really need explaining? It's just funny how he thinks that fast food burgers always taste the same, because they don't. But can't blame him for wanting it instead of the latter stuff.
Submitted by: Litestar
Styx's, "Not Dead Yet"
The Funny Lyrics:
'Shot by a firing squad and raped by a business suit...'
Why They're funny:
You get that? Raped by a business suit. xdd
Submitted by: Jonathan C
Styx's, "Plexiglas Toilet"
The Funny Lyrics:
Family comes to visit family
Momma says don't belch and fart
Momma says don't belch and fart
Why They're funny:
According to the movie "Raising Arizona", 7-year old Buford (one of Glen's kids) wrote "fart" with crayon on the wall before Glen told him to "hit the deck, boy!" and threw marbles at him. Remember? LOL
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Styx's, "Too Much Time On My Hands"
The Funny Lyrics:
Is there any wonder I'm not the president?
(he's not the president!)
(he's not the president!)
Why They're funny:
What I think is funny about the line is that when they say "he's not the president!" is their tone. that is what always makes me laugh!
Submitted by: The Mother Of Three Ferrets
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