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These are lyrics by Heywood Banks that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Heywood Banks

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Heywood Banks', "The Horrible Chemical Song"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well, we had a bunch of horrible chemicals, and we didn't know what to do. So we threw them in the river, so you could have some, too.
Why They're funny:
Heywood Banks is ALWAYS funny! The prospect of dumping chemicals in the river to SHARE them is so ridiculous that it's just funny!
Submitted by: Ann Miller
Heywood Banks', "The Revenge Song"
The Funny Lyrics:
But as you pin me down
my arms down on the ground, as your spit drips into my face
deep in the back of your mind remember at some point you'll have to fall asleep
Why They're funny:
Haven't we all thought of these things? this entire song is funny because it's like a nerd's dream. you're sitting there plotting horrific things you can do hypothetically to someone who wronged you, and hearing it so popularized is so crazy it's funny. hmm... crazy glue and indelible dye... the things you could do with that.
Submitted by: Sara

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