Fun Music Information -> Heywood Banks

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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Stuart Mitchell. Submitted by: funny

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Red Ants	Raid Ant Traps	funny

Misheard Lyrics:

"The Garden Weasel" Misheard Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as much or Half the effort and twice its worth. Original Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as quick.	"Indianapolis" Misheard Lyrics: Meridian Street, you are a colony. Original Lyrics: Meridian Street, you are a-callin' me.
"The Garden Weasel" Misheard Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as much Original Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as quick

Funny Lyrics:

"The Revenge Song"

The Funny Lyrics:

But as you pin me down
my arms down on the ground, as your spit drips into my face
deep in the back of your mind remember at some point you'll have to fall asleep

Why They're Funny:

Haven't we all thought of these things? this entire song is funny because it's like a nerd's dream. you're sitting there plotting horrific things you can do hypothetically to someone who wronged you, and hearing it so popularized is so crazy it's funny. hmm... crazy glue and indelible dye... the things you could do with that.

Submitted by: Sara

"The Horrible Chemical Song"

The Funny Lyrics:

Well, we had a bunch of horrible chemicals, and we didn't know what to do. So we threw them in the river, so you could have some, too.

Why They're Funny:

Heywood Banks is ALWAYS funny! The prospect of dumping chemicals in the river to SHARE them is so ridiculous that it's just funny!

Submitted by: Ann Miller

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