Fun Music Information -> Heywood Banks

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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Stuart Mitchell. Submitted by: funny

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Red AntsRaid Ant Trapsfunny

Misheard Lyrics:

"The Garden Weasel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half the effort and twice as much
or
Half the effort and twice its worth.
Original Lyrics:
Half the effort and twice as quick.
"Indianapolis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meridian Street, you are a colony.
Original Lyrics:
Meridian Street, you are a-callin' me.
"The Garden Weasel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half the effort and twice as much
Original Lyrics:
Half the effort and twice as quick

Funny Lyrics:

"The Horrible Chemical Song"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well, we had a bunch of horrible chemicals, and we didn't know what to do. So we threw them in the river, so you could have some, too.
Why They're Funny:
Heywood Banks is ALWAYS funny! The prospect of dumping chemicals in the river to SHARE them is so ridiculous that it's just funny!
Submitted by: Ann Miller
"If Pigs Had Wings"
The Funny Lyrics:
If pigs had wings and birds had none
My windshield wipers would barely run.
Why They're Funny:
Maybe from that hog dung falling from the sky, Heywood?
Submitted by: funny
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