Fun Music Information -> Heywood Banks

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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Stuart Mitchell. Submitted by: funny

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Red Ants	Raid Ant Traps	funny

Misheard Lyrics:

"The Garden Weasel" Misheard Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as much or Half the effort and twice its worth. Original Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as quick.	"Indianapolis" Misheard Lyrics: Meridian Street, you are a colony. Original Lyrics: Meridian Street, you are a-callin' me.
"The Garden Weasel" Misheard Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as much Original Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as quick

Funny Lyrics:

"The Horrible Chemical Song" The Funny Lyrics: Well, we had a bunch of horrible chemicals, and we didn't know what to do. So we threw them in the river, so you could have some, too. Why They're Funny: Heywood Banks is ALWAYS funny! The prospect of dumping chemicals in the river to SHARE them is so ridiculous that it's just funny! Submitted by: Ann Miller	"If Pigs Had Wings" The Funny Lyrics: If pigs had wings and birds had none My windshield wipers would barely run. Why They're Funny: Maybe from that hog dung falling from the sky, Heywood? Submitted by: funny
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