Fun Music Information -> Heywood Banks
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Stuart Mitchell. Submitted by: funny
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Red Ants | Raid Ant Traps | funny |
Misheard Lyrics:
"The Garden Weasel"
Misheard Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as much
or Half the effort and twice its worth. Original Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as quick.
| "Indianapolis"
Misheard Lyrics: Meridian Street, you are a colony.
Original Lyrics: Meridian Street, you are a-callin' me.
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"The Garden Weasel"
Misheard Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as much
Original Lyrics: Half the effort and twice as quick
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Funny Lyrics:
"The Horrible Chemical Song"
The Funny Lyrics: Well, we had a bunch of horrible chemicals, and we didn't know what to do. So we threw them in the river, so you could have some, too.
Why They're Funny: Heywood Banks is ALWAYS funny! The prospect of dumping chemicals in the river to SHARE them is so ridiculous that it's just funny!
Submitted by: Ann Miller
| "If Pigs Had Wings"
The Funny Lyrics: If pigs had wings and birds had none
My windshield wipers would barely run. Why They're Funny: Maybe from that hog dung falling from the sky, Heywood?
Submitted by: funny
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
