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These are lyrics by Dave Matthews Band that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Dave Matthews Band

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Before These Crowded Streets album at
Dave Matthews Band's, "The Space Between"
The Funny Lyrics:
The bullets in the fire fight
Why They're funny:
This can be interpreted in two ways. (1) Why are there bullets in a fight of fire? (This assumes that the word "fight" is a noun, and would hence make the whole phrase a fragment.) (2) Why would bullets fight in a fire, much less at all? (This assumes that the word "fight" is a verb, thus making the phrase a complete sentence.)
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
Dave Matthews Band's, "What Would You Say?"
The Funny Lyrics:
Every dog has its day
and every day has its way of being forgotten ...
'Mom, it's my birthday!'
Why They're funny:
Love the wording, love the way Dave sings it and I laugh each time I hear it.
Submitted by: Ben Dover
Dave Matthews Band's, "What Would You Say?"
The Funny Lyrics:
I was there when the bear ate his head
I thought it was a candy
Why They're funny:
Self-explanatory. These could also go in the 'Nonsensical' section.
Submitted by: Mike Hack

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