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These are lyrics by Nirvana that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Nirvana

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Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
The Funny Lyrics:
Take your time
Hurry up
The choice is yours
don't be late.
Why They're funny:
Is it just me that finds these lyrics slightly mixed up?
Submitted by: littlelady
Nirvana's, "In Bloom"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sell the kids for food...
...Nature is a whore
Why They're funny:
I absolutely love Nirvana, but this song is so funny. I mean why have kids if your gonna sell them? And, well nature is kind of a whore. Well I love Kurt and Nirvana is one of the best bands and one of my favorites, but I think this line is funny.
Submitted by: No One In Particular
Nirvana's, "Lithium"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm so ugly,
that's okay 'cause so are you
Why They're funny:
Actually, I thought it was mean at first, but when taken out of context from the song, it is a pretty amusing line.
Submitted by: Mr. Bump
Nirvana's, "Polly"
The Funny Lyrics:
Polly wants a cracker
Think I should get off her first... it me have some seed
let me clip dirty wings
Why They're funny:
Well I personally think it's funny 'cause you'd think he's talking about a bird, but then you understand he talks about a woman he's using... that said, it could possibly go under "insulting" as well.
Submitted by: Mabel
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
The Funny Lyrics:
A mosquito, A libido
An albino, A mulatto
Why They're funny:
It makes no sense that they would say this...It doesn't even go with the the rest of the lyrics....that's why I think it's funny.
Submitted by: Aaron
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
The Funny Lyrics:
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Why They're funny:
That wasn't for very long now was it, Kurt?
Submitted by: Fbug

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