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Ludacris', "#1 Spot"
The Funny Lyrics:
Explorer like Dora these swipers can't swipe me
My whole aura's so MEAN in my white t
Nobody light-skinned been rappin' harder since Ice-T
You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me!
My whole aura's so MEAN in my white t
Nobody light-skinned been rappin' harder since Ice-T
You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me!
Why They're funny:
1. allusion to kids show 2. I confuse Ice T with Vanilla Ice. (Ice-T is the whitest black person around. Jacko doesnt count) 3. Tyson!
Submitted by: Jose Robles
Ludacris', "Act a Fool"
The Funny Lyrics:
1. Its seems they wanna fingerprint me, and gimme some years, they'll only get one finger while I'm shiftin gears... 2. Now your car just stopped on an empty tank, boy what chu gon do? Act a Fool! 3. I got my eyes wide shut and my trunk wide open. Did donuts last weeks and the street still smokin' 4. And now all you wanna do is get drunk and pout; plus your new name is fire 'cause we stomped you out.
Why They're funny:
Well, some of my reasons are personal reasons but yah: 1. This is an extremely fun lyric to scream out loud on one of those car rides at the county fair with your boyfriend. And then flip off the carnie running the ride. 2. This reminds me of my uncle, when he's driving me around in his litte geo metro. Nuff' said. 3. I don't know what it is about this part. It's just comical. 4. This is just funny because it's genius comparison.
Submitted by: Lyrical Misconceptions
Ludacris', "Hip Hop Quoteables"
The Funny Lyrics:
'I'll Put my foot so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it and you breath will turn to footlocker water repelant...'
Why They're funny:
Damn! I'm gonna have to use that phrase one day!
Submitted by: Stoke1
Ludacris', "Hip-Hop Quotables"
The Funny Lyrics:
(to the women who's more stuck up than tampons ) So wash all you sins away and stop playin (yeah) If God's line is busy you might have to two way him (uh hmm)
Why They're funny:
Look, U all shoul make yoself a dring and listen to the whole song couple of times. And watch out, u wanna drink between two listenings, U don't wanna yo drink to suffocate you.
Submitted by: MESSmedia
Ludacris', "Hoes In My Room"
The Funny Lyrics:
Now it was five B.A.P hoes and they look like trash But one was midget, so we'll just say four and a half
Why They're funny:
Hey, U don't have to B Ludacris or hip hop fan to get amused with Ludacrises music.So, immagine how much discrimination these two lines have in them?? I mean,U find five chicks in your room, one is a midget so U just don't count her as whole woman???
Submitted by: MESSmedia
Ludacris', "Saturday (oohh Oohh)"
The Funny Lyrics:
we rob nieghbors in the night- creep, creep.
Why They're funny:
advice to the family that live next door to ludacris: move!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by: lady cutie
Ludacris', "Screwed Up"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm leanin like the tower of pisa, the syrup squeeza, come close to
my stash and get treated as if i'm Ebeneezer
my stash and get treated as if i'm Ebeneezer
Why They're funny:
he he he this line always cracks me up! ebeneezer is ebeneezer scrooge by the way
Submitted by: Mikester
Ludacris', "Stand Up Remix !! "
The Funny Lyrics:
ur mum has aids she smokes tampons she snorts crack off her hairy back
Why They're funny:
coz der cussin sum1 mum lol
Submitted by: jim
Ludacris', "Stand Up"
The Funny Lyrics:
Don't worry 'bout me steppin' all over ya feet
Why They're funny:
You would think that since Ludacris has so much rhythm and is telling everyone to stand up that he would at least know how to dance without stepping on one's feet!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Ludacris', "Stand Up"
The Funny Lyrics:
Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace.
Why They're funny:
Just listen to it! How is this NOT funny?
Submitted by: Kristy
Ludacris', "What's Your Fantasy"
The Funny Lyrics:
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes and I wanna move from the bed down to the- down to the - to the floor.
Why They're funny:
This was actually written about the waterboy's first experience.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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