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These are lyrics by Frank Zappa that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Frank Zappa

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Frank Zappa's, "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow"
The Funny Lyrics:
Watch out where the huskies go,
and don't you eat that yellow snow!
Why They're funny:
This whole song is hilarious actually. In fact, pretty much everything Frank Zappa ever wrote was hysterical.
Submitted by: Otto
Frank Zappa's, "Montana"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm gonna buy me a horse just about this big
And ride all along the border line
Why They're funny:
How big is this horse? A visual would help, but you can imagine a size.
Submitted by: Otto
Frank Zappa's, "Muffin Man"
The Funny Lyrics:
...he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette near the summit of a dance,
but radiant muffin of his own design
Why They're funny:
This is a live recording. When the band was performing it, he actually messed up the line, laughed, and said it again. It's hilarious.
Submitted by: Otto
Frank Zappa's, "Nanook Rubs It"
The Funny Lyrics:
And it was at that precise moment
were he remembered an ancient eskimo legend
wherein it is written, on whatever it is
that they write it on up there
Why They're funny:
This passage speaks for itself.
Submitted by: Otto
Frank Zappa's, "San Ber'dino"
The Funny Lyrics:
She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago,
His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.
Why They're funny:
The rhyme is funny. Silly that Zappa would compare a guy's looks to a potato.
Submitted by: Daniel Rainey
Frank Zappa's, "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"
The Funny Lyrics:
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Why They're funny:
Frank Zappa is one of the most insane people ever born...I think he's overrated, but his weirdness lives on in Steve Vai, one of the greatest musicians ever to live. And listening to this song kinda makes my balls hurt...
Submitted by: Chris DeNicola

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