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These are lyrics by Suzi Quatro that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Suzi Quatro

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Suzi Quatro's, "Can The Can"
The Funny Lyrics:
Put your man in the can
then can him while you can!
Why They're funny:
Whichever meaning of the noun 'can' (As in Prison or a cylindrical container) is intended, I wouldn't settle for a romance with this chick. As for the verb 'can' (not the auxiliary one meaning "to be able", but the linking verb meaning to put into a cylindrical container), that's another matter... considering that the word "can" is used in two different ways!
Submitted by: Jimmy

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