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These are lyrics by Red Hot Chili Peppers that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Californication"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hardcore, soft porn.
Why They're funny:
An oxymoron (which is what this is) is always funny.
Submitted by: Ralph
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Can't Stop"
The Funny Lyrics:
Your image in the dictionary
Why They're funny:
Reminds me of that old insult: 'You're so ugly that when I looked up the definition for 'hideous' I saw your picture!'
Submitted by: wadded beef
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "I Like Dirt"
The Funny Lyrics:
I like dirt!
Why They're funny:
Is Anthony Kiedis insinuating that he's like a little kid who likes to play in the mud and get messy? I thought he was a grown man!!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Purple Stain"
The Funny Lyrics:
Let's get it on with the alligator haters.
Why They're funny:
Who are these 'alligator haters'? Even if I knew, the line is still humorous.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Soul To Squeeze"
The Funny Lyrics:
Doo doo doo doo dingle zing a dong bone
Ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong gone bad
Why They're funny:
This is scat-singing during the bridge verse, transcribed exactly. It could also go in the nonsensical section, but I thought they seemed funny too. What on earth is "Ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong" and how could it have gone bad? This is very laughable to say the least.
Submitted by: Quyjibo

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