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These are lyrics by Morrissey that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Morrissey

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Morrissey's, "Suedehead"
The Funny Lyrics:
It was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay, good lay,
ohhh ohhh
Why They're funny:
Say it one more time Moz. It sounds like Morrissey actually had sex?
Submitted by: Leila
Morrissey's, "The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get"
The Funny Lyrics:
In the bar, with my head on the bar.
Why They're funny:
It's funny because he uses the phrase "the bar" two different ways. *In* the bar refers to a retail establishment serving alcoholic beverages; *on* the bar refers to the counter in such an establishment where such drinks are served.
Submitted by: Laura

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