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Pink's, "18 Wheeler "
The Funny Lyrics:
You can push me out the window I'll just get back up
You can run me over with your 18-wheeler truck and I won't give a f***
You can hang me like a slave I'll go underground
You can run me over with your 18-wheeler but you can't keep me down
You can run me over with your 18-wheeler truck and I won't give a f***
You can hang me like a slave I'll go underground
You can run me over with your 18-wheeler but you can't keep me down
Why They're funny:
How would you not give a f*** after being hit over by an 18-wheeler truck?? Oh that's right... you will be dead!
Submitted by: NYYankeeGirl
Pink's, "Cuz I Can"
The Funny Lyrics:
I can fit you whole house in my swimming pool
Why They're funny:
It's just funny because she must have a really big swimming pool..
Submitted by: Dennis
Pink's, "Cuz I Can"
The Funny Lyrics:
I can fit your whole house in my swimmin' pool
Why They're funny:
I bet she could!
Submitted by: Latios
Pink's, "Don't Let Me Get Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
Never win first place
I don't suport the team
I cant take directions
and my socks are never clean.
I don't suport the team
I cant take directions
and my socks are never clean.
Why They're funny:
I love this song because it reminds me of...Me!!!
Submitted by: Sarah
Pink's, "Get the Party Started"
The Funny Lyrics:
License plate says Stunner #1 Superstar
Why They're funny:
Now Pink, just how do you fit that on your license plate?
Submitted by: Blaze
Pink's, "God Is Dj"
The Funny Lyrics:
If God is a dj Life is a dance floor
Why They're funny:
If God is a dj then I doubt this song is on his playlist...
Submitted by: Rach
Pink's, "Just Like A Pill"
The Funny Lyrics:
your just like a pill,
Instead of making me beter,
you keep on making me ill
Instead of making me beter,
you keep on making me ill
Why They're funny:
ok, I thourght pills were sapost to make you beter, and not ill
Submitted by: Mike Florio
Pink's, "Most Girls"
The Funny Lyrics:
I don't need love with a (ching , ching)
Why They're funny:
P!nk needs all the extra money she can get to afford the hair-dye!
Submitted by: lexi smith
Pink's, "Respect"
The Funny Lyrics:
this is my rap song...
...
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Damn, I sure look fine
I can't blame those horny boys
I would make me mine
...
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Damn, I sure look fine
I can't blame those horny boys
I would make me mine
Why They're funny:
well, as for the first line, i donno, it's just dumb. lol. and funny. who says that? and damn, she's full of herself lol. i wish i could say that. i don't really even like the song but the whole song's funny.
Submitted by: nic h
Pink's, "Stupid Girls"
The Funny Lyrics:
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Why They're funny:
its just weird and funny, i am not sure, pushing up my bra?
Submitted by: parody_MASTA
Pink's, "Stupid Girls"
The Funny Lyrics:
baby if I act like that flipping my blonde hair back pushing my bra up like that I dont want to be a stupid girl
Why They're funny:
Um.....You already are stupid! Your song "Who knew" is ok but this is bull. Your hair is pink not blonde! Your song doesn't make sense. Why are you talking about your bra? Were you in ReHab when you wrote this?
Submitted by: JoyJoy
Pink's, "Stupid Girl"
The Funny Lyrics:
baby if i act like that flipping my blonde hair back push up my bra like that i don't want to be a stupid girl
Why They're funny:
em pink has pink hair not blonde i don't know her music much but this is just bonkers
Submitted by: siobhan
Pink's, "U + Ur Hand"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm not here for your entertainment.
Why They're funny:
It probably wouldn't be funny if it weren't the fact that she is, by profession, a singer, which is a kind of entertainer.
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
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