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These are lyrics by Pink that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Pink

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Pink's, "18 Wheeler "
The Funny Lyrics:
You can push me out the window I'll just get back up
You can run me over with your 18-wheeler truck and I won't give a f***
You can hang me like a slave I'll go underground
You can run me over with your 18-wheeler but you can't keep me down
Why They're funny:
How would you not give a f*** after being hit over by an 18-wheeler truck?? Oh that's right... you will be dead!
Submitted by: NYYankeeGirl
Pink's, "Cuz I Can"
The Funny Lyrics:
I can fit you whole house in my swimming pool
Why They're funny:
It's just funny because she must have a really big swimming pool..
Submitted by: Dennis
Pink's, "Cuz I Can"
The Funny Lyrics:
I can fit your whole house in my swimmin' pool
Why They're funny:
I bet she could!
Submitted by: Latios
Pink's, "Don't Let Me Get Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
Never win first place
I don't suport the team
I can't take directions
and my socks are never clean.
Why They're funny:
I love this song because it reminds me of...Me!!!
Submitted by: Sarah
Pink's, "Get the Party Started"
The Funny Lyrics:
License plate says Stunner #1 Superstar
Why They're funny:
Now Pink, just how do you fit that on your license plate?
Submitted by: Blaze
Pink's, "Just Like A Pill"
The Funny Lyrics:
your just like a pill,
Instead of making me beter,
you keep on making me ill
Why They're funny:
ok, I thourght pills were sapost to make you beter, and not ill
Submitted by: Mike Florio
Pink's, "U + Ur Hand"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm not here for your entertainment.
Why They're funny:
It probably wouldn't be funny if it weren't the fact that she is, by profession, a singer, which is a kind of entertainer.
Submitted by: Aninnymouse

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