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Nightime Flyer's, "Heavy Metal Rules!"
I wish I could be a heavy metal man
Walking cross the stage with a guitar in my hand
I'd strut around the stage like a man possessed
The symbol of my power, the sweat on my chest
Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules, heavy metal. (repeat 3 times)
This the the second verse from the track, it's an obscure single on an obscure label (Red Eye Records from cambridgeshire -England) and it has to be the worst heavy metal track ever issued. the lyrics are just the start, the music is gawd awful, and the sleeve photo isn't for folk who dislike seminaked fat men in sweaty leather trousers. Find this 7'' you'll love it.
Submitted by: Jon Wisbey
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