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These are lyrics by Flight of the Conchords that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Flight of the Conchords

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Flight of the Conchords', "Albi the Racist Dragon"
The Funny Lyrics:
Albi began to cry dragon tears,
Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
Why They're funny:
Dragons aren't real & they don't cry jellybeans
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
Flight of the Conchords', "Albi the Racist Dragon"
The Funny Lyrics:
In a cottage cheese cottage.
Why They're funny:
It's using multiple meanings of cottage.
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
Flight of the Conchords', "Business Time"
The Funny Lyrics:
And you tell me you want some more
Well I'm not surprised but I am quite sleepy
Why They're funny:
He's being all seductive to begin with, but then he gives up & says he's tired.
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
Flight of the Conchords', "Business Time"
The Funny Lyrics:
Girl tonight we're gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it's Wednesday, and Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Why They're funny:
That isn't a normal way of putting it.
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
Flight of the Conchords', "Business Time"
The Funny Lyrics:
Making love making love for
Making love for two
Making love for two minutes
Why They're funny:
You think he's talking about two people, but then he says two minutes.
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
Flight of the Conchords', "Business Time"
The Funny Lyrics:
You whisper something sexy like is that it?
I know what you're trying to say girl
You're trying to say oh yeah that's it
Why They're funny:
That isn't what she's trying to say,
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
Flight of the Conchords', "Carol Brown"
The Funny Lyrics:
Fran ran. Bruce turned out to be a man.
Why They're funny:
The singer is listing his ex-girlfriends and the reasons they broke up. I wonder when he noticed the latter.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Flight of the Conchords', "F*** on the Ceiling"
The Funny Lyrics:
You've painted your legs, it looks great. I put on tights.. Oh I like the pattern.
Why They're funny:
It's such a stupid mistake.
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
Flight of the Conchords', "Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros"
The Funny Lyrics:
My rhymes and records they don’t get played
Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made
And if you rap like me you don’t get paid
And if you roll like me you don’t get laid.
Why They're funny:
It's self depreciation to themselves
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
Flight of the Conchords', "Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros"
The Funny Lyrics:
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why? What?
Why exactly? What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why They're funny:
It starts as a stereotypical rap comeback, but turns into a genuine question.
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
Flight of the Conchords', "Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros"
The Funny Lyrics:
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
Why They're funny:
You don't normally rap about drinking tea with your grandma
Submitted by: Optimus Lime

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