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These are lyrics by Clam Abuse that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Clam Abuse

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Clam Abuse's, "Unlucky In Love"
The Funny Lyrics:
I guess it's quite clear that male genitalia
has never been more than unlucky to me,
so now I'm surviving because I'm muff diving
I'd like y'all to meet Anne-Marie.
Why They're funny:
The song is about a woman who has (at least) nine different lovers who all end up dying on her in a variety of ways, the line I quoted is in the last verse and it cracks me up every time I hear it. Sheer class.
Submitted by: Andrew

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