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These are lyrics by Skatalites that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Skatalites

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Skatalites', "If You Want To Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life"
The Funny Lyrics:
if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
never make a pretty woman your life!
Why They're funny:
Why would you want to mary an ugly woman?? hahaha, great line though. Beauty is only skin deep.
Submitted by: Millatime
Skatalites', "Shame and Scandal"
The Funny Lyrics:
You can't marry that girl,
I'll have to say no
That girl is your sister
but your mamma don't know
Why They're funny:
There wasn't much else they could have got away with back then for illegitmacy jokes - I crack up at it all the time.
Submitted by: Haz-Man

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