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Offspring's, "Burn It Up"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'll dance around the pretty flames
Such a wonderful game!
Such a wonderful game!
Why They're funny:
Everytime I hear that line, I get images of the lead singer happily leaping around a burning house. It's rather comical, if you invision it. =)
Submitted by: Lieselette
Offspring's, "Burn It Up"
The Funny Lyrics:
Tonight there's gonna be a pyre
I'm gonna set your house on fire
I'm gonna set your house on fire
Why They're funny:
Yet another sarcastic song from the Offspring.
Submitted by: DarkJon64
Offspring's, "Cool to Hate"
The Funny Lyrics:
Yeah, I hate everything
I even hate you too
So f--k you.
I even hate you too
So f--k you.
Why They're funny:
Actually, this entire song is pretty funny.
Submitted by: Lieselette
Offspring's, "Don't Pick It Up"
The Funny Lyrics:
My friend was kind of hurting for a girl to try
He saw one who looked like Pat on Saturday Night Live
It had a pair of thingies, a moustache too
He saw one who looked like Pat on Saturday Night Live
It had a pair of thingies, a moustache too
Why They're funny:
This song never fails to make me at least smile, due to the lovely descriptions...
Submitted by: Lieselette
Offspring's, "Million Miles Away"
The Funny Lyrics:
I could fill myself, I don't think you can
Why They're funny:
If you listen to the song it sounds like he's saying 'I could feel myself' and it cracks me up even though it's not what he says
Submitted by: Rynn
Offspring's, "Original Prankster"
The Funny Lyrics:
Lies lies
Says he's down in the Bahamas
Tries tries
Banging little hoochie mamas
Says he's down in the Bahamas
Tries tries
Banging little hoochie mamas
Why They're funny:
i seriously cant help smiling at that. :)
Submitted by: asdf
Offspring's, "Pay the Man"
The Funny Lyrics:
Pay the man now yeah,
woah, shut up you talk to much
woah, shut up you talk to much
Why They're funny:
Makes sense considering the song goes for nearly 9 minutes
Submitted by: SlothMan
Offspring's, "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"
The Funny Lyrics:
Give it to me baby (uh huh, uh huh) And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)
Why They're funny:
This is really funny in the way that they knew the song was going to be a hit single, but they wrote it as a mockery of all the crap pop music that's out today. The irony is that the people who think it's cool are getting insulted at the same time.
Submitted by: DarkJon64
Offspring's, "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"
The Funny Lyrics:
He needs some cool tunes,
not just any will suffice.
But they didn't have 'Ice Cubed'
so he bought 'Vanilla Ice'.
not just any will suffice.
But they didn't have 'Ice Cubed'
so he bought 'Vanilla Ice'.
Why They're funny:
Funnee, but then again the whole songs funny
Submitted by: SlothMan
Offspring's, "Pretty Fly For A White Guy"
The Funny Lyrics:
Now he's getting a tattoo
He's getting ink done
He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31
He's getting ink done
He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31
Why They're funny:
i just like the lyrics. i mean if someone messed up your tattoo like that, you'd be pretty pissed.
Submitted by: nic h
Offspring's, "Self-Esteem"
The Funny Lyrics:
I wrote her off for the tenth time today.
I practiced all the thing I would say
But she came over I lost me nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
I practiced all the thing I would say
But she came over I lost me nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Why They're funny:
It's funny 'cus he's saying how much he hates her then he states that he made her dessert it just cracks me up!
Submitted by: Romy
The Offspring's, "She's Got Issues"
The Funny Lyrics:
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he's gone,
But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy when we're gettin it on.
But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy when we're gettin it on.
Why They're funny:
Self explanatory
Submitted by: Jaime
Offspring's, "What Happened to You?"
The Funny Lyrics:
What in the world happened to you?
Before you started tokin' you used to have a brain (hey!)
But now you don't get even the simplest of things (hey!)
I draw it in a picture, I even use my hands (hey!)
I try to explain but you just don't understand
Hey, man you're really losin' it
Before you started tokin' you used to have a brain (hey!)
But now you don't get even the simplest of things (hey!)
I draw it in a picture, I even use my hands (hey!)
I try to explain but you just don't understand
Hey, man you're really losin' it
Why They're funny:
I've had friends who would get all drugged up and completely lose touch with reality...
Submitted by: Justyhead
Offspring's, "Why Don't You Get A Job?"
The Funny Lyrics:
My friends got a girlfriend man he hates that b*tch
Why They're funny:
I mean if your friend has a girlfriend, err he is s'posed to love her eh? If he doesnt he can leave her . No need to hurt your ass!
Submitted by: Sara
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