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These are lyrics by NOFX that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, NOFX

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NOFX's, "Shut Up Already"
The Funny Lyrics:
i'm tired of your whining about poor animals dying, and the food they are supplying.
cause if a big animal had a chance he wouldn't take a second glance, he would eat you up.
Why They're funny:
big animals eating vegetarians.
Submitted by: Jeff Alcohol
NOFX's, "Vanilla Sex"
The Funny Lyrics:
Don't ever take away from me, my pornography...
Why They're funny:
Well... lyric it'self maybe isn't to funny (but oh so nice) but I made a little video to the Rancid version of it, and right there my headmaster (no you didn't read wrong) steals Lars pornomagasine... so I always laugh at that point
Submitted by: Em

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