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Weird Al Yankovic's, "Your Horoscope for Today"
The Funny Lyrics:
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relevant positions
of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence
so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of these was absolutely true!
Where was I?
Why They're funny:
In one long breath-rant, Al calmly dissuades (and insults!) all of the skeptics of astrology and horoscopology while interrupting his own fake horoscopes.
Submitted by: kaosblaze

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