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And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
That's funny in itself. He either is making nose spray in a production line, or walking up to patients and spraying nose spray into their nostrils...
Submitted by: Jeff Arons
Say, has anyone ever told you you've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
You make me wanna break the laws of time and space
You make me wanna eat pork
You make me wanna staple bacon to my face
Then remove it with a pitchfork
I cracked up the first time I heard this!
Submitted by: Synthesis
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