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These are lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Weird Al Yankovic

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Weird Al Yankovic's, "The Weird Al Show Theme"
The Funny Lyrics:
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
Why They're funny:
That's funny in itself. He either is making nose spray in a production line, or walking up to patients and spraying nose spray into their nostrils...
Submitted by: Jeff Arons
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Wanna B Ur Lovr"
The Funny Lyrics:
Say, has anyone ever told you you've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid.
Why They're funny:
Worst...pickup...line...ever.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Weird Al Yankovic's, "You Make Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
You make me wanna break the laws of time and space
You make me wanna eat pork
You make me wanna staple bacon to my face
Then remove it with a pitchfork
Why They're funny:
I cracked up the first time I heard this!
Submitted by: Synthesis

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