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These are lyrics by Coldplay that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Coldplay

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Coldplay's, "Yellow"
The Funny Lyrics:
I drew a line for you
I jumped across for you
Why They're funny:
Is this how to make a girl like you? Remind me next time I'm on a date to take out a piece of paper and draw a line!
Submitted by: Mike Florio
Coldplay's, "Yellow"
The Funny Lyrics:
I jumped across; I swam across for you....
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow
Why They're funny:
Haaaaaaaaa!! This is funny because he swam across some thing and he says 'it was all yellow' which implies that he peed in the water!
Submitted by: Nick

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