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These are lyrics by Elton John that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Elton John

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Elton John's, "Little Jeannie"
The Funny Lyrics:
And I want you to be my acrobat
Why They're funny:
I have tried to picture Elton doing this in a circus, but I just can't. Perhaps it's metaphoric for something?? I probably don't wanna know
Submitted by: Pete
Elton John's, "Your Song"
The Funny Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no...
Why They're funny:
I love the song, Elton, but don't you think you could have written the lyrics before you got to the recording studio? (Perhaps he meant something like 'I'm not a sculptor, but I wish I was', but this is the best way he could arrange 'em to fit the structure of the song?)
Submitted by: Natalie D.

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