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These are lyrics by Tism that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Tism

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De Rigeurmortis album at
Tism's, "(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River "
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix.
I saw him in convulsive throes.
I said 'I'll have one of those.'
Why They're funny:
Delightfully cruel. It also ridicules drug-taking.
Submitted by: Jim Entwisle

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