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Kelis', "Caught Out There"
The Funny Lyrics:
I hate you so much right now,
I hate you so much right now -
aaaaaaarrghhh!!
Why They're funny:
The sudden scream is some bit of theatre, it gives the whole song a 'soap opera' quality, and it wrecks any feeling that she knows the things she's singing about
Submitted by: Monica
Kelis', "Milkshake"
The Funny Lyrics:
My Hickeys bring all the boys to the yard and there like mines better that yours i could show you how but i have to charge!
Why They're funny:
becasue it is free and a hickey !
Submitted by: T
Kelis', "Milkshake"
The Funny Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And their like, It's better then yours Damn right, it's better than yours i can teach you, But i'll have to charge
Why They're funny:
Don't get me wrong... this songs straight but : What's better than yours? the milkshake? but why would the boys say it's better then yours if Kelis' is suppose to better? Get it?
Submitted by: LaCreitha
Kelis', "Milkshake"
The Funny Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Why They're funny:
Only 25 cents lol
Submitted by: Michael
Kelis', "Milkshake"
The Funny Lyrics:
My poke'mon cards bring the boys to the yard, and their like, 'd'you wanna trade cards?' 'nd i'm like 'yeah I wanna trade cards, but not my charizard.'
Why They're funny:
I used to collect poke'mon cards and thought this was HILARIOUS when a friend sung me this parody.
Submitted by: Jemz
Kelis', "Milkshake"
The Funny Lyrics:
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and there like, it's better than yours damn right, it's better than yours i can teach you, but i have to charge
Why They're funny:
the beat to this part of the song, and the way she sings it cracks me up ha ha ha
Submitted by: Sasha
Kelis', "Milkshake"
The Funny Lyrics:
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, they're like you wanna play cards? i'm like hell no retards 'cos i suck on Fergie's farts!
Why They're funny:
cos it is so funny i crack op
Submitted by: poop

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