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These are lyrics by Muse that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Muse

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Absolution album at
Muse's, "New Born "
The Funny Lyrics:
Link it to the world Link it to yourself
Stretch it like a birth squeeze
Why They're funny:
Well after not really having a clue what he's talking about in the first place you then come to the funny bit. If Matt Bellamy is a man why does he sound like hes singing from experience of having stretched it like a birth squeeze. Does he have a secret he's hiding?
Submitted by: Sarah

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