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Prince's, "1999"
The Funny Lyrics:
I was dreaming when I wrote this
So sue me if I go 2 fast
So sue me if I go 2 fast
Why They're funny:
Why would Wendy & Lisa have 2 sing the lyrics to the song '1999'?
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Prince's, "Contraversy"
The Funny Lyrics:
Am I Straight or Gay? Contraversy!
Why They're funny:
I think that prince that should be an easy question to answer, just look at your purple clothes, your'e 'new' symbol name, and your'e weird music! Those a good clues leading up to your question And Thew answer is gay!!!!
Submitted by: Hello Konichiwa
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette"
The Funny Lyrics:
Guess I should have known
by the way you parked your car sideways
that it wouldn't last.
by the way you parked your car sideways
that it wouldn't last.
Why They're funny:
Now Prince is talking about a love that didn't last. If you see someone park sideways....Hmm I think this is the right one for me would not be my first thought.
Submitted by: PCW
Prince's, "Love God"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hello. How are you? Fine, fine.
'Cuz I know that the Lord is coming soon, coming soon.
'Cuz I know that the Lord is coming soon, coming soon.
Why They're funny:
These lines are heard if the record is played backwards at a spot near the close of the song. If you play it the normal way it sounds like he´s singing like, 'Abracadabra'.
Submitted by: Martin
Prince's, "Partyman"
The Funny Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' but a muffin
We gotta lotta butter 2 go
We gotta lotta butter 2 go
Why They're funny:
This line is strangely similar to the equally nonsensical 'You ain't seen nothin, till you're down on a muffin' line from Aerosmith's 'Walk This Way'
Submitted by: Andrew
Prince's, "Vicki Waiting"
The Funny Lyrics:
I told her the joke about the woman who asked her lover
'Why is your organ so small?'
He replied, 'I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral'
'Why is your organ so small?'
He replied, 'I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral'
Why They're funny:
This is just a really funny joke!
Submitted by: Marc
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