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Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
The Funny Lyrics:
And we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files
Why They're funny:
its funny coz its true and because why would you want to watch x-files while having sex!! :P
Submitted by: Alex
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
The Funny Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
Why They're funny:
It's not people 'doing it' on the discovery channel, is it? That's what the purpose of the line 'ain't nothing but mammals' is!! DERR
Submitted by: Ed
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
The Funny Lyrics:
you and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Why They're funny:
ok first of all DUHHHH!!! and second.. what paople are 'doin it' on the discovery channel OMFG!!! lol XD
Submitted by: brandina
Bloodhound Gang's, "Hell Yeah"
The Funny Lyrics:
And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus, that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus(hay-suse) and steals hub caps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crow-bar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame Dark Lord like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just put some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God.
I'll tell them I found Jesus, that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus(hay-suse) and steals hub caps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crow-bar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame Dark Lord like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just put some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God.
Why They're funny:
Read it..... how is this not insanely funny and outrageous????
Submitted by: Sean
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
The Funny Lyrics:
put your hand down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts!
Why They're funny:
cos its true!
Submitted by: Kelly
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
The Funny Lyrics:
so put your hand down my pants and i bet you'll feel nuts
Why They're funny:
you 'bet' she'll feel nuts? you're not entirely sure? o.O
Submitted by: Demonic
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