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Harvey Danger's, "FlagPole Sitta"
The Funny Lyrics:
Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me,
you told told them all i was crazy,
they cut off my legs now i'm an amputee god damn you!
you told told them all i was crazy,
they cut off my legs now i'm an amputee god damn you!
Why They're funny:
Just plain funny, and he sez it funny
Submitted by: SlothMan
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
Why They're funny:
Not much worse rejection than when the people in your head ignore you!
Submitted by: T D
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
The Funny Lyrics:
They cut off my legs
Now I'm an amputee
god damn you
Now I'm an amputee
god damn you
Why They're funny:
he's mad beacause he's an amputee!
Submitted by: sinead
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
The Funny Lyrics:
Went around the world to find that only stupid people were breeding?
Why They're funny:
How true
Submitted by: someone
harvey danger's, "Flagpole sitta"
The Funny Lyrics:
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, god damn you!
Why They're funny:
ya really need an explination of why that's funny?
Submitted by: i wanna earlobe
Harvey Danger's, "Meetings with Remarkable Men (Show Me the Hero)"
The Funny Lyrics:
I had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ,
he said 'two words about inanity:
fundamental Christianity.'
The food was very nice
but then He had to go and die for my sins
and stick my ass with the check
he said 'two words about inanity:
fundamental Christianity.'
The food was very nice
but then He had to go and die for my sins
and stick my ass with the check
Why They're funny:
HILARIOUS!!
Submitted by: Smudge
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