These are lyrics by Bruno Mars that we think are kind of funny.
Funniest Lyrics, Bruno Mars
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You'll smile in my face then rip the breaks out my car.
I first learned of this song by seeing a karaoke singer perform it. On seeing this line on the karaoke monitor, I laughed loud and long. That must the most bizarre juxtaposition of thoughts I'd ever seen in any song lyrics, I thought -- that is, "smile in my face" juxtaposed with "rip the breaks out my car". It's one of those occasions to say "I always hate it when that happens!". I came home afterwards and checked lyrics sites to make sure those were correct lyrics. I have observed that karaoke videos don't ALWAYS get lyrics right. I found various lyrics sites agree that those lyrics are correct and I STILL find it to be as bizarre and ludicrous a line as I've ever encountered in most any song!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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