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Inxs', "All Around"
The Funny Lyrics:
I saw a woman tell the truth with pride And end up behind bars
Why They're funny:
With my super strength, I will bend the bars!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "All Around"
The Funny Lyrics:
I walked an empty street, proud to spill a tear
Why They're funny:
Pour the water of tears from the oil bottle and pour it into the sewers.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Back On Line"
The Funny Lyrics:
Maybe there's something in me Trying to hitch another ride
Why They're funny:
Self-explanatory.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Barbarian"
The Funny Lyrics:
A lot of people bent on the future Set up the countries, closing all the doors It's like a game, always a winner
Why They're funny:
it'S closing time!!!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Beautiful Girl"
The Funny Lyrics:
From doorway to doorway Street corner to corner With the neon ghosts in the city
Why They're funny:
During 'with the neon ghosts in the city' part from the music video, the miscellaneous crew made supersonic fast pictures of people's faces in every movements!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Big Go Go"
The Funny Lyrics:
As the rain plays games with our feet Well I do hope it's not too free... Everything's closed and I need a smoke A serious habit treat it like a joke
Why They're funny:
The rain plays 'boxing feet'. When the bars are closed, they need smokes.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Big Go Go"
The Funny Lyrics:
Watch the world go-go It'll spin 'till it stops People gonna fly off When they turn it off
Why They're funny:
Without gravity, the planets and all the people are gonna fly off into space!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Big Go Go"
The Funny Lyrics:
You look strange when you're laughing Uneasy with your moron's smile Slow motion seesaw ride My mind's not on it but you got to try!
Why They're funny:
There's a big bee coming right through you when the seesaw swings slow!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Black & White"
The Funny Lyrics:
It rushes through my veins straight to my head My mind is a planet for you to roam
Why They're funny:
Stick a knife through your head!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Burn For You"
The Funny Lyrics:
Temperature's been running hot The fever was so strong
Why They're funny:
The thermometer will broke! Or the thermometer had been broke! Freaky threats! So long, I'll see you tomorrow, bye!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Calling All Nations"
The Funny Lyrics:
Jump into your old car, or take a cab, train or boat
Why They're funny:
How shall I pick and choose? Oh, I know! I choose 'take a train'!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Calling All Nations"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well you spent the whole day with your axe to the wheel
Why They're funny:
Let's smash all the glass with an ax! And ax the captain's boat wheel!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Communication"
The Funny Lyrics:
The lights are on, so action man Can you give us the truth?
Why They're funny:
brrrp...The key is in the ignition...brrrp...The key is Indian mission...brrrp...Right door is open...brrrp...Left door is open...brrrp...The fuel is low...brrrp...Lights are on...
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Communication"
The Funny Lyrics:
There's a war out here, there's a bomb on the floor Gonna blow this place apart, gonna take this show away
Why They're funny:
boooooom!!!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Days Of Rust"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm not faking a single breath
Why They're funny:
No comments.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Days Of Rust"
The Funny Lyrics:
If you push too hard baby It's a thin veneer
Why They're funny:
Veneer is the part of the door
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Devil Inside"
The Funny Lyrics:
Look at them go, look at them kick Makes him wonder and the other half live Other half live
Why They're funny:
'Other half live' is sung in the extended version only. Hutchence sang 'look at them kick' in the lyrics of the album 'Kick.'
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Disappear"
The Funny Lyrics:
Fall across all our yesterdays
Why They're funny:
'Hey, watch it!' is a dialogue from the 'Super Mario Bros.' movie.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Disappear"
The Funny Lyrics:
You put the light inside the man
Why They're funny:
Stick the shrunken man inside the light bulb and shock him up!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
INXS's, "Doctor"
The Funny Lyrics:
The earth is just a big blue dot
Can't see the cars and planes
Can't see the cars and planes
Why They're funny:
The earth is too little to see when I'm up high in space.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Doctor"
The Funny Lyrics:
We're all running fast tonight Rocket shoes on our feet
Why They're funny:
Go-go-Gadget rocket skates!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Face The Change"
The Funny Lyrics:
The consequence of visionaries
Why They're funny:
Chocolate chip cookies.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Fairweather Ahead"
The Funny Lyrics:
Its pages are painful and clear
Why They're funny:
Pages stained with tears.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Fairweather Ahead"
The Funny Lyrics:
Put the lights out, fairweather ahead
Why They're funny:
In 'Shawshank Redemption,' the prison guards yell 'lights out!'
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Follow"
The Funny Lyrics:
Never took the detour Always licks her plate... Got a sticky finger
Why They're funny:
Lick some good manners.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Follow"
The Funny Lyrics:
Ten times I shouted at him Say it over again again Words just melt around you You're like a pig in a pen
Why They're funny:
I'm like a big baby in a playpen! In the Warner Bros. cartoon episode 'Duck Dodgers and the Return of the 24 1/2 Century' Porky Pig coaxed Gossamer with a hairclippers and said 'I got the hair clippers! The clippers? Now don't be such a big baby! Just hold still, Gossamer!'
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Good + Bad Times"
The Funny Lyrics:
And climb upon the high wire
Why They're funny:
Each person climbs upon the high wire, the one who's rigid, will fall down and splat!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Hear That Sound"
The Funny Lyrics:
Use your imagination and start a fire
Why They're funny:
Let's burn the carpet with the fire on the floor!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Here Comes"
The Funny Lyrics:
Here comes my kamikaze
Why They're funny:
Here comes riding my 'Kamikaze' ride at the amusement fair!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Here Comes"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's a lizard in your hand
Why They're funny:
Lizard's tongue tickles the palm of my hand.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "I'm Only Looking"
The Funny Lyrics:
Will I break you like some possession to learn my lesson?
Why They're funny:
'pfr' is the acronym for 'Pray For Rain'.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "In Vain"
The Funny Lyrics:
I've cut a new life slice Feed the lions twice And they'll shake their manes in confusion
Why They're funny:
Extremely dangerous when you go near the lions! They'll bite you up!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "In Vain"
The Funny Lyrics:
Should I grab you by the collar or just go my way With a knife between my clean white teeth?
Why They're funny:
Brush your teeth with toothpaste on your switchblade.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Jesus Was A Man"
The Funny Lyrics:
My guitar doesn't work, I wanna play a solo
Why They're funny:
Hutchence's guitar didn't work because of the amplifier got wet while the power is running!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Just To Learn Again"
The Funny Lyrics:
The mislead aims of twisted teachers Turns your life and face the features
Why They're funny:
Twisted teachers are fierce creatures! Their comin' 2 get u!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Kick"
The Funny Lyrics:
When my back is broken When the mountain moves away
Why They're funny:
Don't step on the crack or you'll fall and break your back! The mountains must fall and be washed away!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Lately"
The Funny Lyrics:
But the look in your eyes hides that surprise I would never have counted on this
Why They're funny:
The eightball game reads 'Don't count on it!'
Submitted by: Mike Hack
INXS's, "Learn To Smile"
The Funny Lyrics:
Barely moving I stagger - ha!!!
Some interpretation
There's some buzzing in the station
Some interpretation
There's some buzzing in the station
Why They're funny:
Funny...ha!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Learn To Smile"
The Funny Lyrics:
Show your love bite me now Put a hand in and take it out
Why They're funny:
In the trailer of 'High School High,' the bullies have pinned a sign on Jon Lovitz's back and it said 'bite me!'
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Learn To Smile"
The Funny Lyrics:
There's a buzzing in the station Spinning station unravel me Cross platforms with rehearsed travel
Why They're funny:
Buzzing in the gas station is painfully loud! The noise unravels the reeling from the extension cords by knocking the electric drill off the 12th floor, in one of the extended scenes from 'Ghost Dad'!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Listen Like Thieves"
The Funny Lyrics:
But they're losing touch when the lights go out
Why They're funny:
Blow up the lights! Shoot out the lights! In the video, one of the people with an aeroplane helmet on, babbling every words, with his binoculars placed on his eyes.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Listen Like Thieves"
The Funny Lyrics:
In the hot traffic by the red taillights
Why They're funny:
In the movie 'Ghost Dad', the taillights had been hanging off from the taxicab. Chk-chk!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Men & Women"
The Funny Lyrics:
Giving each other the sham (later...) Giving me the sham
Why They're funny:
'Sham' sounds more like the meanings of 'fake' and 'phony'.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Mystify"
The Funny Lyrics:
That tangles me to keep me alive
Why They're funny:
How could the hair be untangled to keep him alive?
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Mystify"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're eternally wild with the power To make every moment come alive All those stars that shine upon you Will kiss you every night
Why They're funny:
Wild west cowboys from Dallas in the 19th century, is eternally wild with the power!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
inxs', "New Sensation"
The Funny Lyrics:
Cry baby cry, when you got to get it out!
Why They're funny:
I remember back in the summer of 1988, when I swum in the pool, I'd gone underwater to pull the drainer out of the pool until my mother asked me not to touch it!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "New Sensation"
The Funny Lyrics:
Love baby love, it's written all over your face!
Why They're funny:
My imagination is the cat that I remembered was Clyde, during the 'love baby love' scene from the 'New Sensation' video. Love kitty love!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Newsreel Babies"
The Funny Lyrics:
All alone I'm cynical to the tv Newsman's making passes to newslady Camera stops...Newsreel babies...
Why They're funny:
The camera falls and hits the newslady on the head like Britney Spears, when the camera stops! Kylie Minogue is like a newsreel baby!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Newsreel Babies"
The Funny Lyrics:
Venetian blinds are crackling I like the noise it's got texture
Why They're funny:
Back in Maroon's office, Roger is rattling the blinds, crying. In the tmnt comic book 'Shredder is Splintered', Shredder crackled Splinter, because Splinter would not have have won anyway! Ha ha!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Old World, New World"
The Funny Lyrics:
Dirty dogs barking in the distance
Why They're funny:
The pack of stray dogs bark, and they're closing the distance!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Old World, New World"
The Funny Lyrics:
Mount Kalais to Mount Everest Then down to River Ganges
Why They're funny:
How can they misspell the right word 'Mt. Kailas'? Two words in each sentence sometimes don't mix up like 'River Ganges,' it's 'Ganges River!'
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "On A Bus"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm always using you When I'm out of cash I stare through this window In a bus moving fast
Why They're funny:
I’m out of cash and I’m late for class! What a ride!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "On A Bus"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's frightening Everybody's minds are blank
Why They're funny:
Image of the people’s been totally blown!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
inxs', "Please (You Got That...)"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm just a junkie, a junkie when the heat is on
Why They're funny:
A junk food junkie sits by the heating vent when he's frozen to his bones from the blizzard outside.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "The Loved One"
The Funny Lyrics:
You want me again And then you come a-running to me, well That's all right
Why They're funny:
Chocolate is scrumptious! When it crunches! That's what I loooooove...Nestle's Crunch! S'Crunch-ous!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "The One Thing"
The Funny Lyrics:
You got dead flowers on the floor
Why They're funny:
The flowers had been wilted and fell to the floor! Remember in the movie 'E.T.' when Elliott's older brother Michael suddely woke up and realized that the flowers had begun to wilt, and screamed in shock?
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "The Stairs"
The Funny Lyrics:
Climbing as we fall, we dare to hold onto our fate
Why They're funny:
Do not climb on the wall! Climbing notches to #46 with 'Bitter Tears'.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "The Swing"
The Funny Lyrics:
There was a darkness like an old friend That scratched and crawled up the wall
Why They're funny:
Up the wall comes the spider! 'Scratch' is a word with consonant clusters 'scr' and 'tch' in each word, and the vowel 'a' in the middle.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "The Trap"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well life is the trap, it sure tastes good
Why They're funny:
How can the rat eat cheese from the mousetrap? It'll snap the life out of him!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Time"
The Funny Lyrics:
All your plans are made now Just like they told you So what becomes of Monday? Now that Sunday's gone All you ever wanted Will come to you one day Just when you taste it You turn and walk away
Why They're funny:
'Taste It' is the song by inxs. 'You turn and walk away' is from 'This Time' by inxs. 'All your plans are made now,' I loved that one!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Time"
The Funny Lyrics:
You got to make a sense yeah Everything affects ya! You're turning up the pressure But can you keep it on?
Why They're funny:
Squeeze my headphones tight!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Tiny Daggers"
The Funny Lyrics:
All you want to do is kick it in All you got to do is walk right in
Why They're funny:
Hutchence sang 'all you want to do is kick it in' in the lyrics of the album 'Kick'
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Tiny Daggers"
The Funny Lyrics:
But when they turn those lights out I bet you spin and turn And cry just like the rest And cry just like a baby
Why They're funny:
The prison guard yells 'lights out' in 'Shawshank Redemption'. Lights out, lights out in London! Lights out, lights out, Chicago!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "To Look At You"
The Funny Lyrics:
Good cheap values for a thrifty clown
Why They're funny:
In 'The Simpsons,' good cheap discounts for Krusty who uses a thrifty telephone for my imagination.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "What Would You Do?"
The Funny Lyrics:
The road went narrow, the bridges too far
Why They're funny:
Wow! Lesser than 100 miles on Lake Pontchartrain causeway bridge in Louisiana!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Who Pays The Price?"
The Funny Lyrics:
Yes it's dark sometimes when the people are shoving Pushing you into the ground
Why They're funny:
Go ahead, knock my duff in the dirt!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Wild Life"
The Funny Lyrics:
I gotta learn some respect That's what I have, I have for you Motivation it comes and goes But the questions they stay alive
Why They're funny:
Step another halo. Step another hay-of. galaxy goof-ups!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Wild Life"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'll be your one, your one and only Like animals locked in the zoo
Why They're funny:
At the end of each Yogi Bear episode, when Yogi tried to break open the exit gate at Jellystone Park to no avail when the gate's been locked to be captured by Ranger Smith.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Inxs', "Wishy-Washy"
The Funny Lyrics:
There's a woman downstairs with matt-grey hair And she smiles when she tells me There's no room for me heeeeeere!
Why They're funny:
With Michael Hutchence's voice sings 'There's no room for me here,' his voice sounds a bit funny!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
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