These are lyrics by Carole Bayer Sager that we think are kind of funny.
Funniest Lyrics, Carole Bayer Sager
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Your dirty habits ain't confined to bed
Somebody told me what you do with bread
You would be better with the baker's wife instead
It's probably best that we don't know what he does!
Submitted by: Fletch
Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed
The grocer told me what you do with bread (What do you do?)
Why don't you take up with the baker's wife
Instead of me (fool)
The whole song follows this sort of line. The unspoken connotation of what the guy 'does' with the bread makes me chuckle every time!
Submitted by: FussBudgetVanPelt
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