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These are lyrics by Roger Miller that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Roger Miller

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Roger Miller's, "Dang Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
They say that roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple syrple
I'm the seventh out of a seventh son
My pappy was a pistol, I'm a son of a gun
Why They're funny:
They said that Roger Miller was on drugs when he wrote this but I sort of disagree. It's still funny 37 years later.
Submitted by: crazydon
Roger Miller's, "My Uncle Used To Love Me, But She Died"
The Funny Lyrics:
A chicken ain't a chicken 'til it's lickin' good an' fried,
Keep on the sunny side,
My uncle used to love me, but she died.
Why They're funny:
No, Roger Miller did not have a transvestite uncle, nor was he drunk when he penned this ditty (although he might have been trying to meet a deadline). This is merely the King of the Road at his silliest. I still laugh when I recall the time he sang this on The Muppet Show (much to the consternation of a nearby group of muppet chickens).
Submitted by: Denise DeNephew

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