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They'd never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere tractor hat.
The entire song is funny, but I just try to picture this in my head.
Submitted by: David C. Ryan
I met all my wives in traffic jams.
How many 'wives' has he had. Maybe the type of woman that's attracted to a man in a pickup truck stuck in traffic, is not the kind that you want to be making long-term plans with.
Submitted by: Jason
I never have to wait in line, at the popcorn stand
'Cause there's somethin' like about a pickup man!'
Just love to picture this happening!
Submitted by: GSGAbaby
You know, a cargo light,
gives off a romantic glow.
Cute!
Submitted by: GSGAbaby
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