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Green Day's, "'When I Come Around' "
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm a loser And a user, So I don't need no accuser To try and slag me down because I know you're right
Why They're funny:
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's so hilarious to hear Billie Joe call himself a loser and a user and state that he don't need no accuser, but in the same sentence say he agrees with anyone who calls him a loser and a user. That's kind of weird!
Submitted by: St. Nobody Of Suburbia
Greenday's, "All By Myself"
The Funny Lyrics:
I went to your house, i was all by myself i went to your room, i was all by myself i remeber all the good times we had, all by myself
Why They're funny:
all he says is all by myself and he says the good times we had all by myself.........pretty weird........ and there's a part in the song where he tries not to laugh in the song........but he does it anyways...........
Submitted by: Westy Z.
Green Day's, "American Idiot"
The Funny Lyrics:
Don't want to be an American idiot...
Why They're funny:
I see all these kids singing along to this song like "Wow how true!" and they don't seem to realize they're being mocked. Paying to be mocked, even.
Submitted by: Jean Highlander
Green Day's, "Basket Case"
The Funny Lyrics:
I went to a whore/ He said my lifes a bore/ So quit my whinin, 'Cause it's bringin her down/
Why They're funny:
It's obviously a dike that he is talking to. Always thought it was peculiar... for those that don't see it, in the first half of the lines he's talking from his point of view where he knows that the guy is obviously a guy that wants to be a girl, and then the other half is what the tranny prostitute is saying.
Submitted by: Huff
Greenday's, "Basketcase"
The Funny Lyrics:
i went to a whore he said my lifes a bore so quit my whinin
cause its bringin her down
cause its bringin her down
Why They're funny:
i never really got this, i mean its a great song and all but what the hell is with that? its pat!!!!!!!
Submitted by: pattyandselma
Green Day's, "Brainstew"
The Funny Lyrics:
My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed
Dried up and bulging out my skull
Dried up and bulging out my skull
Why They're funny:
I now this one girl who is a total b, and her eyes are freakin' huge, and they seriously bulge out of her skull
Submitted by: St. Julie
Green Day's, "Chump"
The Funny Lyrics:
Magic man, egocentric plastic man
Why They're funny:
I never really got this part...but the whole song's funny!! it sounds like it could be about this girl whose name is (well nvm we dont wanna insult anybody)
Submitted by: becky
Green Day's, "Deadbeat Holiday"
The Funny Lyrics:
And the cat's caught in the dryer
Why They're funny:
because he put his cat in the dryer and wrote a song about it, i mean think about it...
Submitted by: Mrs. Urie
Green Day's, "Green Day"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're standing so damn close my body begins to swell. why does one and one make two?
Why They're funny:
This song is just about smoking weed! so funny!
Submitted by: Jesus (of Suburbia)
Green Day's, "Holiday"
The Funny Lyrics:
'Kill all the fa** thant DON'T AGREE!'
Why They're funny:
i think that is so immature to kill people because you tell them what to do and they say no.
Submitted by: Joshua
Green Day's, "In The End"
The Funny Lyrics:
all braun and no brains and} all those nice things and} you finally get what you want}
Why They're funny:
i honestly have no idea why its so funny... it just is.
Submitted by: st. jimmy
Green Day's, "King For A Day"
The Funny Lyrics:
'king for a Day! Princess by dawn,King for a day! in a leather thong.
Why They're funny:
Well,the song is about a drag queen,or a cross dresser, and I mean come on, you gotta admit hearing a guy in a thong is funny!
Submitted by: FRANKY
Green Day's, "King For A Day"
The Funny Lyrics:
GI Joe in pantyhoes.
Why They're funny:
Just the thought of a wrestler in pantyhoes...
Submitted by: Thorns
Green Day's, "King For A Day"
The Funny Lyrics:
King For a Day, in a leather thong
Why They're funny:
Just the thong... imagine Billie-Joe in a leather thong!
Submitted by: Princess_of_evil
Green Day's, "King For A Day"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sugar and spice, and everything nice, wasn't meant for only girls...
Why They're funny:
no reason. just funny.
Submitted by: death to all wombats
Greenday's, "Long View"
The Funny Lyrics:
Bite my lip and close my eyes
take me away to Paradise
Some say quit or I'll go blind...
take me away to Paradise
Some say quit or I'll go blind...
Why They're funny:
This is the funniest song ever, the whole thing is about jacking off
Submitted by: David D
Green Day's, "Maria"
The Funny Lyrics:
Billy Joe, it certainly is exciting to meet you here in the recording studio
Right after you just made your very first record, how does it feel?
-Kid’s voice- Umm.. Wonderful!
Right after you just made your very first record, how does it feel?
-Kid’s voice- Umm.. Wonderful!
Why They're funny:
Because it's a little kids voice that reply's!!! Not Billy Joe's, but it's ment to be his.
Submitted by: Becky Morgan
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