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The Beatles', "'Polythene Pam'"
The Funny Lyrics:
'Well, you should see Polythene Pam, she's so good-looking but she looks like a man.'
Why They're funny:
I need not say anything more.
Submitted by: Angleburt Questionstienfeld
Beatles', "A Day In The Life"
The Funny Lyrics:
How many holes it takes to fill the albert hall
Why They're funny:
Who cares? Why in the name of God would anyone want to find this out? Id hate to see someone dedicate their whole life to figuring out an answer to this question...
Submitted by: Michael florio
Beatles', "A Day in the Life"
The Funny Lyrics:
I read the news today, oh boy
Four-thousand holes in Blackburn-Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
Four-thousand holes in Blackburn-Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
Why They're funny:
Get it? There are 4,000 seats in the Albert Hall, so it takes 4,000 arseholes to fill them. Way to go, John!
Submitted by: Cesare
The Beatles', "Blue Jay Way"
The Funny Lyrics:
And I told them where to go
Why They're funny:
It sounds like he meant for them to go to hell
Submitted by: ~*^Girl^*~
The Beatles', "Come Together"
The Funny Lyrics:
Come together, right now....over me!
Why They're funny:
Uh, I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means.........
Submitted by: Jeffro
Beatles', "Come Together"
The Funny Lyrics:
He bag production he got walrus gumboot He got ono sideboard he one spinal cracker He got feet down below his knee Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease Come together right now over me He roller-coaster he got early warning He got muddy water he one mojo filter He say 'one and one and one is three' Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see Come together right now over me
Why They're funny:
well who would sing this
Submitted by: haylee
The Beatles', "Come Together"
The Funny Lyrics:
He bag production he got walrus gumboot He got
ono sideboard he one spinal cracker He
got feet down below his knee Hold you in his
armchair you can feel his disease Come
together right now over me He roller-coaster he got
early warning He got muddy water he one mojo
filter He say 'one and one and one is three' Got to
be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see Come
together right now over me.
ono sideboard he one spinal cracker He
got feet down below his knee Hold you in his
armchair you can feel his disease Come
together right now over me He roller-coaster he got
early warning He got muddy water he one mojo
filter He say 'one and one and one is three' Got to
be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see Come
together right now over me.
Why They're funny:
Don't most of them sound like STD'S?
Submitted by: Will
Beatles', "Dig A Pony"
The Funny Lyrics:
I hi hi hi hi hi, roll a stoney
Why They're funny:
Looks like the Beatles did... and smoked it when they wrote this song! (A reference to drugs, of course.)
Submitted by: Hoss Bater
The Beatles', "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For..."
The Funny Lyrics:
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey!
Why They're funny:
The most ridiculous sounding lyrics ever. Come on, a monkey?
Submitted by: Andrew
Beatles', "Get Back"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sweat Loretta Brown thought she was a woman, but she was another man
Why They're funny:
Just disturbing that she didnt know...
Submitted by: Mike Florio
The Beatles', "Get Back"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sweet Loretta Modern thought she was a woman, but she was another man All the girls around her said she had it coming, but she gets it while she can.
Why They're funny:
Look at the scond line. Erm....... I'll let you figure thi
Submitted by: Who cares?
The Beatles', "Get Back"
The Funny Lyrics:
sweet loretta MARTAIN thought she was a woman but she was another man.
Why They're funny:
every ody it's Martain! not brown, or modern! any wasy... it just is...
Submitted by: the beatles forever man!
The Beatles', "Glass Onion"
The Funny Lyrics:
I told you 'bout the walrus and me, man. You know that we're as close as can be, man.
Why They're funny:
Yeah, but John said earlier, 'I am the 'walrus'! What, does he has multiple personalitlies or something?
Submitted by: Penny
The Beatles', "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
The Funny Lyrics:
Happiness is a warm gun momma,
(bang bang shoot shoot)
(bang bang shoot shoot)
Why They're funny:
I don't know what's funnier, the sexual innuendo or the fact that Manson didn't get the joke and took this song literally.
Submitted by: Cheri
The Beatles', "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
The Funny Lyrics:
the man in the crowd with the multi-coloured mirrors on his hobnail boots.
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working over time,
a soap impression of his wife,
which he ate and donated to the National Trust.
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working over time,
a soap impression of his wife,
which he ate and donated to the National Trust.
Why They're funny:
i have no idea what it means, i'm not sure if i want to know, but ti just says it all.
Submitted by: caz
The Beatles', "Hello Goodbye"
The Funny Lyrics:
I say yes, and you say no no no! OH! OH no!
Why They're funny:
Because they sound like the guy wants to hump! What is it with the beatles and doin' it?? For one thing, they are ALL guys!
Submitted by: O'Kelly
The Beatles', "Here, There, And Everywhere"
The Funny Lyrics:
I want her everywhere
Why They're funny:
And where do you want the rest of the universe to retreat to to make room for her??
Submitted by: Connie Brady
The Beatles', "Hey Jude"
The Funny Lyrics:
Na, na na, na na na na, na na na na, hey Jude...
Why They're funny:
After the main part of the song is over, the band decides to stretch it out another 2 or 3 minutes with these clever lyrics...
Submitted by: Mike
Beatles', "Hey Jude"
The Funny Lyrics:
Remember to let her under your skin
Why They're funny:
ouch!
Submitted by: Mike Florio
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
The Funny Lyrics:
'I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo-goo-gu-joob!'
Why They're funny:
Right you are John. Keep taking the drugs.
Submitted by: Bec Walker
The Beatles', "I am The Walrus"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don‼sup>TMt come, you get a tan From standing in the english rain.
Why They're funny:
It's funny cause it's true.
Submitted by: Alison
The Beatles', "I am the Walrus"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come,
corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday man you've been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow long.
corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday man you've been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow long.
Why They're funny:
Just plain acid-tripping creativity. if you listen to it a lot of times then it starts to make sense...
Submitted by: caz
The Beatles', "I'm A Loser"
The Funny Lyrics:
I’m a loser, I’m a loser
Why They're funny:
He admits it himself!
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
The Beatles', "P.S. I Love You"
The Funny Lyrics:
P.S. I love you
Why They're funny:
It sounds as if he is singing about Playstation.
Submitted by: Thommy Södergård
The Beatles', "Penny Lane"
The Funny Lyrics:
He likes to keep his fire engine clean,
it's a clean machine
it's a clean machine
Why They're funny:
For the longest time thought he was talking about a fire man at a firestation but...he is talk about his dick! LoL
Submitted by: DJP
Beatles', "Penny Lane"
The Funny Lyrics:
Penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Why They're funny:
ouch!
Submitted by: Mike Florio
The Beatles', "Strawberry Fields Forever"
The Funny Lyrics:
Always know sometimes think it's me, but you know I know and it's a dream.
Why They're funny:
Very random.
Submitted by: Jacob
Beatles', "Strawberry Fields Forever"
The Funny Lyrics:
No one, I think, is in my tree
Why They're funny:
Well, he's not even in his tree, why would someone else be?
Submitted by: Mr. Sally
Beatles', "Strawberry Fields Forever"
The Funny Lyrics:
cranberry sauce, cranberry sauce, cranberry sauce
Why They're funny:
this is what one of them mutters as the song ends. if they have to mutter, why not mutter something about strawberries?
Submitted by: guess who
Beatles', "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
The Funny Lyrics:
I look at the floor
And I see it needs sweeping
And I see it needs sweeping
Why They're funny:
the song's so soft and sad and he's thinking about the housework he needs to do? Stupid George, shoulda had John and Paul give you a hand with the lyrics.
Submitted by: Ronni
Beatles', "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
The Funny Lyrics:
I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
While my guitar gently weeps
Why They're funny:
Noticed that all by yourself, eh George? Smart guy, who can just look down and see something like that.
Submitted by: Ronni
Beatles', "Why Don't We Do It In The Road"
The Funny Lyrics:
Why don't we do it in the road
No-ones watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
No-ones watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why They're funny:
This doesn't need an explanation can you believe that the same person who wrote this also wrote imagine
Submitted by: Wayne Clark
Beatles', "Why Don't We Do It in The Road"
The Funny Lyrics:
No one is watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why They're funny:
It sounds like they are going to do something weird in front of the thier street
Submitted by: Nick
The Beatles', "Why Don't We Do It in the Road "
The Funny Lyrics:
Why don't we d-d-d-do it in the road? *repeat* No one will be watching us Why don't we d-d-d-do it in the road? *repeat 1 million times*
Why They're funny:
Well, I know that if there were two people copulating in the middle of the road, I wouldn't notice. Geez, Paul. Although it's not surprising that this was one of John's favorites... ah, the White Album, known for it's comedy songs.
Submitted by: Kendo Bunny
the beatles', "i wanna hold your hand"
The Funny Lyrics:
and when i touch you i feel happy (pause) inside
Why They're funny:
couldn't they have home up w/ better lyrics than that?!?
Submitted by: sarah
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