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Funniest Lyrics, The Beatles

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The Beatles', "Act Naturally"
The Funny Lyrics:
They're gonna put me in the movies,
they're gonna make a big star out of me,
we'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely,
and all I gotta do is act naturally.
Why They're funny:
It's funny because it's almost depressing. Imagine someone told you that you had to act like a pathetic loser for a movie, but then said, "wait, just act like you usually do." and he called himself a loser.
Submitted by: Jonas
The Beatles', "Come Together"
The Funny Lyrics:
Come together, right now....over me!
Why They're funny:
Uh, I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means....
Submitted by: Mike Hack
The Beatles', "Come Together"
The Funny Lyrics:
He got feet down below his knee
Why They're funny:
Everybody has a foot below each knee; this line is just painfully obvious. Besides, as it's sung, it implies the guy has multiple feet and just one knee. Freaky.
Submitted by: Steve
The Beatles', "Eleanor Rigby"
The Funny Lyrics:
Wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door
Why They're funny:
I read somewhere that this line might have been used to describe the way Ms Rigby puts on a happy face, a smile that hides loneliness, when she goes out. I think it was a clever and beautiful (if a little unusual) way to put it.
Submitted by: Cecile
The Beatles', "Everybody's Got Something To Hide..."
The Funny Lyrics:
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey!
Why They're funny:
The most ridiculous sounding lyrics ever. A monkey? Come on!
Submitted by: Andrew
The Beatles', "Glass Onion"
The Funny Lyrics:
I told you 'bout the walrus and me, man.
You know that we're as close as can be, man.
Why They're funny:
Yeah, but John said earlier, 'I am the 'walrus'! So does he have multiple personalities or something?
Submitted by: Natalie
The Beatles', "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
The Funny Lyrics:
I told you 'bout the walrus and me, man.
you know that we're as close as can be, ma
Why They're funny:
Is he talking about Paul? because later he says "Here's another clue for you all...The walrus is Paul!" So that could be a good thing or bad thing.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
The Beatles', "Helter Skelter"
The Funny Lyrics:
I've got blisters on my fingers!
Why They're funny:
The longest song The Beatles ever recorded was Helter Skelter. This long yet still unreleased version is 27 minutes 11 seconds long. When you listen to the five minute released version, at the end, the song fades away, then cuts back ending with Ringo saying 'I've got blisters on my fingers', conveying his thoughts, after the 27 minute version.
Submitted by: Noah McKelvie
The Beatles', "Hey Jude"
The Funny Lyrics:
Na, na na, na na na na,
na na na na, hey Jude...
Why They're funny:
After the main part of the song is over, the band decides to stretch it out another 2 or 3 minutes with these clever lyrics (which are also repetitive)...
Submitted by: Mike
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come,
corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday man you've been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow long.
Why They're funny:
Just plain acid-tripping creativity. If you listen to it a lot of times then it starts to make sense.
Submitted by: Amy Vodkahaus
The Beatles', "I'm A Loser"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm a loser, I'm a loser.
And I'm not what I appear to be.
Why They're funny:
Are you sure, John?
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
The Beatles', "Penny Lane"
The Funny Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Why They're funny:
What, praytell, is this "Penny Lane" and why is it in his ears and eyes??
Submitted by: Quyjibo
The Beatles', "Polythene Pam"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well, you should see Polythene Pam,
she's so good-looking but she looks like a man.
Why They're funny:
I need not say anything more.
Submitted by: Angleburt Questionstienfeld
The Beatles', "Strawberry Fields Forever"
The Funny Lyrics:
No one, I think, is in my tree
Why They're funny:
Well, he's not even in his tree, so why would someone else be?
Submitted by: Daniel
The Beatles', "Taxman"
The Funny Lyrics:
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get to cold, I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet
Why They're funny:
Obviously written by George Harrison after receiving his annual tax demand but is there any need to give them ideas
Submitted by: Micky
The Beatles', "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
The Funny Lyrics:
I look at the floor
And I see it needs sweeping
Why They're funny:
The song's so soft and sad and he's thinking about the housework he needs to do? George, you shoulda had John and Paul give you a hand with the lyrics.
Submitted by: Ronni
The Beatles', "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
The Funny Lyrics:
I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
Why They're funny:
Noticed that all by yourself, eh George? Smart guy, who can just look down and see something like that.
Submitted by: Ronni
The Beatles', "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?"
The Funny Lyrics:
No one is watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why They're funny:
It seems to indicate that they wanna do something inappropriate when no one is looking.
Submitted by: Nick
The Beatles', "With A Little Help From My Friends"
The Funny Lyrics:
What do you see when you turn out the light?
I can't tell you but I know it's mine.
Why They're funny:
Don't we all want to say this sometimes?
Submitted by: Steve Smith

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