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The Beatles', "Come Together"
The Funny Lyrics:
Come together, right now....over me!
Why They're funny:
Uh, I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means....
Submitted by: Mike Hack
The Beatles', "Glass Onion"
The Funny Lyrics:
I told you 'bout the walrus and me, man.
You know that we're as close as can be, man.
You know that we're as close as can be, man.
Why They're funny:
Yeah, but John said earlier, 'I am the 'walrus'! So does he have multiple personalities or something?
Submitted by: Natalie
The Beatles', "Helter Skelter"
The Funny Lyrics:
I've got blisters on my fingers!
Why They're funny:
The longest song The Beatles ever recorded was Helter Skelter. This long yet still unreleased version is 27 minutes 11 seconds long. When you listen to the five minute released version, at the end, the song fades away, then cuts back ending with Ringo saying 'I've got blisters on my fingers', conveying his thoughts, after the 27 minute version.
Submitted by: Noah McKelvie
The Beatles', "Hey Jude"
The Funny Lyrics:
Na, na na, na na na na,
na na na na, hey Jude...
na na na na, hey Jude...
Why They're funny:
After the main part of the song is over, the band decides to stretch it out another 2 or 3 minutes with these clever lyrics (which are also repetitive)...
Submitted by: Mike
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come,
corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday man you've been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow long.
corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday man you've been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow long.
Why They're funny:
Just plain acid-tripping creativity. If you listen to it a lot of times then it starts to make sense.
Submitted by: Amy Vodkahaus
The Beatles', "I'm A Loser"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm a loser, I'm a loser.
And I'm not what I appear to be.
And I'm not what I appear to be.
Why They're funny:
Are you sure, John?
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
The Beatles', "Taxman"
The Funny Lyrics:
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get to cold, I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get to cold, I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet
Why They're funny:
Obviously written by George Harrison after receiving his annual tax demand but is there any need to give them ideas
Submitted by: Micky
The Beatles', "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
The Funny Lyrics:
I look at the floor
And I see it needs sweeping
And I see it needs sweeping
Why They're funny:
The song's so soft and sad and he's thinking about the housework he needs to do? George, you shoulda had John and Paul give you a hand with the lyrics.
Submitted by: Ronni
The Beatles', "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
The Funny Lyrics:
I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
While my guitar gently weeps
Why They're funny:
Noticed that all by yourself, eh George? Smart guy, who can just look down and see something like that.
Submitted by: Ronni
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