Funniest Lyrics, The Beatles
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Come together, right now....over me!
Uh, I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means....
Submitted by: Mike Hack
I told you 'bout the walrus and me, man.
You know that we're as close as can be, man.
Yeah, but John said earlier, 'I am the 'walrus'! So does he have multiple personalities or something?
Submitted by: Natalie
I've got blisters on my fingers!
The longest song The Beatles ever recorded was Helter Skelter. This long yet still unreleased version is 27 minutes 11 seconds long. When you listen to the five minute released version, at the end, the song fades away, then cuts back ending with Ringo saying 'I've got blisters on my fingers', conveying his thoughts, after the 27 minute version.
Submitted by: Noah McKelvie
Na, na na, na na na na,
na na na na, hey Jude...
After the main part of the song is over, the band decides to stretch it out another 2 or 3 minutes with these clever lyrics (which are also repetitive)...
Submitted by: Mike
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come,
corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday man you've been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow long.
Just plain acid-tripping creativity. If you listen to it a lot of times then it starts to make sense.
Submitted by: Amy Vodkahaus
I'm a loser, I'm a loser.
And I'm not what I appear to be.
Are you sure, John?
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get to cold, I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet
Obviously written by George Harrison after receiving his annual tax demand but is there any need to give them ideas
Submitted by: Micky
I look at the floor
And I see it needs sweeping
The song's so soft and sad and he's thinking about the housework he needs to do? George, you shoulda had John and Paul give you a hand with the lyrics.
Submitted by: Ronni
I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
Noticed that all by yourself, eh George? Smart guy, who can just look down and see something like that.
Submitted by: Ronni
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