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Slipknot's, "Disasterpiece"
The Funny Lyrics:
People make noises when they're sick...
Why They're funny:
Ha!!! For some reason, I just love this line! It's creepy yet very amusing.
Submitted by: wadded beef
Slipknot's, "Duality"
The Funny Lyrics:
I push my fingers into my eyes it is the ony thing that slowly
ache but its....((its not funny but...))
ache but its....((its not funny but...))
Why They're funny:
wouldent it hurt too push your fingers into your eyes 0.0! anyway think about it??? i think it would hurt!
Submitted by: Azzeh
Slipknot's, "Duality"
The Funny Lyrics:
I push my fingers into my
Eyes
Its the only thing that slowly stops the ache
Eyes
Its the only thing that slowly stops the ache
Why They're funny:
Just so you know azzeh,and everyone else, pushing your fingers into your eyes is a method of suicide. Think about that.
Submitted by: ApocolypseME
Slipknot's, "Eyeless"
The Funny Lyrics:
Look me in my brand new eye
Why They're funny:
Well, I thought Corey had two eyes. Or did he only get one new eye. Anyway, I think it's funny :)
Submitted by: *Urban*
Slipknot's, "I Am Hated"
The Funny Lyrics:
Now, I'm not pretty, and I'm not cool
But I'm fat, and I'm ugly, and proud, so f*** you!
But I'm fat, and I'm ugly, and proud, so f*** you!
Why They're funny:
C'mon, that's Rosie O'donell's theme song
Submitted by: Squiggle
Slipknot's, "Interloper"
The Funny Lyrics:
Soon as that camera goes off, he's gonna f*** that little dog.
Why They're funny:
It's just hilarious because it has nothing to do with the song and its an old lady who says it!
Submitted by: Booger Sandwhich
Slipknot's, "Dogfish Rising"
The Funny Lyrics:
Crusty fuzzy nuts-bye.
Why They're funny:
Do I really need to say why that's funny? the song starts off as a description of a dogfish, being a poor unfortunate animal, then the songs gets crazy. then there's this ending note.
Submitted by: Chibisnake
Slipknot's, "Duality"
The Funny Lyrics:
I stick my fingers into my a*s, its the only thing that slowly stops the ache, and its made of all the things i had to eat. Shezus it never ends, I push my way inside. if the pain goes on im not gonna make it!
Why They're funny:
Heard this the first time on the radio. This is what I originally thought the lyrics were and it cracked the hell outta me and my friend. We thought it was about constipation... and hey! Who wouldn't!? songs climax: 'I stick my fingers into my aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAass!! AAAAAAAH!
Submitted by: Day
Slipknot's, "I Am Hated"
The Funny Lyrics:
The meeting of the sacred cows.
Why They're funny:
The first time I heard this I thought I'd misheard the lyrics. I kept laughing because "the meeting of the sacred cows" sounded so ridiculous. Eventually I got curious about what the lyrics actually were and looked them up: turns out I'd been right.
Submitted by: Wormy
Slipknot's, "Spit It Out"
The Funny Lyrics:
Step off fairy
Why They're funny:
it's just funny hearing him singing about how much he hates this person and then he calls them a fairy, it's a pretty random insult
Submitted by: Rynn
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