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People make noises when they're sick...
Ha!!! For some reason, I just love this line! It's creepy yet very amusing.
Submitted by: wadded beef
Look me in my brand new eye
Well, I thought Corey had two eyes. Or did he only get one new eye. Anyway, I think it's funny :)
Submitted by: *Urban*
Soon as that camera goes off, he's gonna f*** that little dog.
It's just hilarious because it has nothing to do with the song and its an old lady who says it!
Submitted by: Booger Sandwhich
Crusty fuzzy nuts-bye.
Do I really need to say why that's funny? the song starts off as a description of a dogfish, being a poor unfortunate animal, then the songs gets crazy. then there's this ending note.
Submitted by: Chibisnake
Stick my finger onto my eyes
It would hurt to stick your finger in your eye. y would it stop the pain
Submitted by: Yoka
The meeting of the sacred cows.
The first time I heard this I thought I'd misheard the lyrics. I kept laughing because "the meeting of the sacred cows" sounded so ridiculous. Eventually I got curious about what the lyrics actually were and looked them up: turns out I'd been right.
Submitted by: Wormy
Step off fairy
it's just funny hearing him singing about how much he hates this person and then he calls them a fairy, it's a pretty random insult
Submitted by: Rynn
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