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These are lyrics by John Mellencamp that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, John Mellencamp

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John Mellencamp's, "Jack And Diane"
The Funny Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dogs
Why They're funny:
This lyric makes me crack up every time I hear it. Can't you just picture two young lovers sucking on the same chili dog, Lady-and-the-Tramp style? That being said, it could probably go under "Nonsensical" as well.
Submitted by: Alexander
John Mellencamp's, "Peaceful World"
The Funny Lyrics:
Looking down the nose is what people say
Why They're funny:
Well now of course, If you were looking up your nose at someone, then either you have a major injury or the someone is a booger!
Submitted by: Tony Finington

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