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These are lyrics by Simon And Garfunkel that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Simon And Garfunkel

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Simon And Garfunkel's, "Cecilia"
The Funny Lyrics:
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed, someone's taken my place.
Why They're funny:
Another person got into the bed?! Funny how that would happen...
Submitted by: Joe Mello

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