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These are lyrics by Neil Diamond that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Neil Diamond

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"Neil Diamond - 12 Greatest Hits, Vol. 2" album at
Neil Diamond's, "I Am...I Said"
The Funny Lyrics:
I am I said To no one there
and no one heard at all, not even the chair.
Why They're funny:
Boy, ole Neil was really stretching for a rhyme the day he wrote this song. I mean, does his chair normally perk up its ears when he declares his existence? It must be comforting for Neil to believe in a sentient race of anthropomorphic chairs, especially when he's struggling with his own existence so. But personally I think it would have been more characteristic and possibly more colorful and authentic if he had just said 'Not even my flares'.....Oh I know it's not nice to poke fun at Neil but he is *such* an easy target!
Submitted by: Leslie Copeland

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